Writings about my trip west...

May 27, 2009 19:51

There were ostriches.

There were turkeys.

And all of the above were having sex. No, not together -- weirdos!!!

I arrived home on Saturday evening about 9 pm, exactly 25 days and 3 hours after I left on my trip. In driving more than 12,000 km (7,200 miles), my journey took me through Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia. I went pretty much as far west as you can drive in our country and then came back. Here are the highlights:

The Roads
Surprisingly, the highways and roads were pretty much construction-free, an indicator that the much promised infrastructure money has yet to actually flow to where it will make a difference. Driving was on well-surfaced and paved roads most of the time, but I did venture onto the gravel logging roads on Vancouver Island, travelled 100 km down a gravel highway in southern Alberta and then did the 25 km dirt road through Cypress Hills Interprovincial Park. In addition, sometimes there simply weren't any roads, so I took ferries at these points in the trip, whether the ferry be in crossing to Nanaimo or in crossing lakes in the interior of BC.

The Critters
Indeed, there were ostriches and turkeys. I would never mislead you.

The ostriches were on a farm near Edgewood, BC and, driving by and noticing them, I stopped to take a picture. A male in the yard came over to the gate and started all of these odd and weird contortions with neck going in odd directions and wings flailing. It was just strange and I attributed it to a sign of territoriality - not that he had anything to worry about. I wasn't about to try to dominate the yard of ostriches. In any case, I stood my distance not wanting to antagonize him further. Then, out of the blue, over comes a female who plops down on the grown directly in front of him and he... well, you know... does what ostriches do. Maybe she was his territory.


 

Now the turkeys were a whole other story and they were on the way home as we passed through Cypress Hills Interprovincial Park on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Driving along the main park road, we see these two large birds in the middle of the road. One was a male turkey (his name might have been Easter) in full colour regaling a female turkey (named Christmas) with reasons to let him assume ownership over her body for a split second. And then off they went in the bushes to do turkey nasties...

Other critters were certainly encountered, but I couldn't make up as great of stories about them so I have been describing my trips as the unbelievably large bird sex tour of Canada.

None the less, there were other critters, as I said, and they included the following: beavers, sea otters, bison, elk, moose, white-tailed deer, black-tailed deer, bighorn sheep, pronghorn antelope, columbian ground squirrels, red squirrels, chipmunks, prairie dogs, snow geese, trumpeter swans, sandhill cranes, Canada geese, sea lions, a variety of ducks (including mallards and canvasbacks), bald eagles, pelicans, yellow-headed blackbirds, red-winged blackbirds, a variety of hummingbirds, golden eagles, ospreys, black bears, magpies, foxes, wee little crabs, starfish, and Ben. I'm sure there were more, but that's a pretty impressive list. There weren't any of the much-hoped-for cougars and wolves.


 


 
 


 


 


 

The Weather
There was weather each and every day of the trip and it ranged from snow in southern Manitoba to hail in Calgary to fog in Waterton Lakes National Park to bright sunny days on vancouver Island to drizzle in the Kootenays. There was even one dastardly dust devil stirring things up in on of the valleys in the interior of BC. Despite all of these, the less desirable types of weather were the minority and the other types won out loud and clear.

The Conferences
I had two conferences when I was out west. The first was for work and I attended the National Education Symposium hosted by the Board of Canadian registered Safety Professionals. We were there discussing the need for anational education strategy within the field of occupational health and safety. It seemed that most institutions present weren't much interested in collaboration but we might emerge with the opportunity to work with the Continuing Education department at the University of Calgary in the development of a collaborative diploma program.

The second conference was in Calgary and it was called the International Conference on Ecology and Professional Helping - very cool of them combining ecology with other things. How absolutely forward thinking! The main keynote speaker at this conference, David Orr, who is the one and only reason I went in the first place, did not disappoint at all. It was awesome to listen to him speak. The other two keynotes were equally impressive and the few workshops I attended were great. I led a small workshop as well, but only 2 people attended. Despite that, it went very well and we had an amazing discussion.

The Walk & Visits
When I was in Edmonton, my family participated in a Recreation for Life walk/run event just east of the city and we were able to raise over $1,500 for the scholarship foundation that we created in memory of my mom. About 9 family members participated. This was cool.



In Edmonton, I also visited friends and family, including
shivan_raptor  who I connected with twice while I was there. In Calgary, I visited with Steve and Stan.

The Hot Springs
But, of course, there were hot springs! Two, in fact - or three if you consider that we went to one of them twice. We went to Banff Hot Springs with Steve and Stan and then, later on, we went to Ainsworth Hotsprings with Mike's daughter, Tara.

I guess I should mention Mike now. Yep, he's a friend and did the drive with me most of the way there and back (as far as the Kootenays). No, nothing like that which must be going through your mind happened. None of that between Mike and I. You're bad for even thinking it.

The Other Walk
One of the main reasons for going was to hike the West Coast Trail and I did - well, half of it anyway. I only planned to do half because I only had time to do half. So, after 59,858 steps and 33 km hiking on the trail, I ended up with tired feet, sore shoulders, bashed shins and a sunburned head, but I LOVED IT! Despite hiking through rainforest and across beaches, climbing and descending ladders, crossing bridges, traversing rivers in hand-propelled cable cars (quite a challenge when you are alone on the trail), I LOVED IT! Despite the theme of hiking in the rainforest shifting regularly from roots (and big honkin' roots at that) to mud and back again (and sometimes both together in almost impassable stretches of trail that tested either your creativity in staying relatively dry or not caring and sinking knee-deep in disgusting icky mud, I LOVED IT! Despite one sliver, one blister, not washing for 4 days, and a big sunburn on my head, I LOVED IT!


 
 

Have I mentioned that I loved it? The hike was amazing. It might have been even better because I did it alone, though there were a couple of guys hiking together (one from Halifax and the other from Victoria) who I ended up leap-frogging on the trail each day. It was peaceful and had some of the most breath-taking vistas overlooking the coast. It's a hard hike to describe because it would make you think "Why would anyone ever be so foolish?" However, many are and they probably feel the exhilaration, like I did, in completing a physically challenging hike through rough terrain and the ever-present threat of become lunch for a cougar.


 


 
 

I carried a backpack filled with about 25 kg (55 pounds) of stuff, most of which I used, for a distance of 33 km on the trail then an additional 7 km the next day when I found out I had to hike up to the West Coast Trail Bus pick-up point. To warm up, I hiked 14 km around Stanley Park in Vancouver the day before crossing to the Island. On the West Coast Trail itself, between Pachena Bay in the north and Nitinaht Narrows at the mid-point, I walked 59,898 steps. Yes, one of the items I carried was a pedometer - just for fun and to provide you all with this interesting tidbit of trivia. Aren't I so self-sacrificing???


 

The Other Stuff
There was other stuff mixed in and around all these things I've already mentioned - things like Ouimet Canyon, almost moose-tractor trailer-car-car-tractor trailer accidents (don't ask), audio books, and chipped winshield, doggie boarding, horses smaller than Ben, and discovering that they just don't make breakfast for visitors to southeast BC. All-in-all, it was a fabulous getaway and one that I will long remember because of what I accomplished.

The Next Trek
I am thinking Pangnirtung Pass in Auyuittuq National Park on Baffin Island in July/August 2010. I dare any of you to commit to doing it with me!

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