First Come First Served
Given I've been away some time, I thought I'd offer up two imaginary cards:
The first card, whoever claims it first, I will support far beyond anything reasonable.
The second card, whoever claims it first, I will hate with a burning passion and conspire to see their embarrassment, their ruin, and the untimely demise of their pets.
The former will have to be tempered, of course, with the knowledge that I may be stabbed in the face before you get any actual use of it.
The first card, whoever claims it first, I will support far beyond anything reasonable.
The second card, whoever claims it first, I will hate with a burning passion and conspire to see their embarrassment, their ruin, and the untimely demise of their pets.
The former will have to be tempered, of course, with the knowledge that I may be stabbed in the face before you get any actual use of it.