Ugh
You know, The restaurant, Applebee’s, needs a name change. You know what the name should be changed to? Soggybee’s. Why? Because everything they fucking make, comes out soggy and gross, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS.
Not only is everything soggy, but also they have probably 3 choices. Bowl of soggy rice and shit from the cat outback, soggy ass sandwich, and last but not least, soggy salads. I mean honestly, what the fuck? How in the hell can you make the pickles on my sandwich soggy? Sure pickles are supposed to be wet and moist, but not so fucking gross you can’t even bite into them to break apiece off. Soggy lettuce? Yes sir! Soggy lettuce usually happens after leaving the dressing on for an extended period of time. Well guess what? Mr. Piece of shit chef at soggybee’s SOMEHOW manages to make their lettuce soggy BEFORE the dressing even comes near it.
Fuck Applebee’s.
Not only is everything soggy, but also they have probably 3 choices. Bowl of soggy rice and shit from the cat outback, soggy ass sandwich, and last but not least, soggy salads. I mean honestly, what the fuck? How in the hell can you make the pickles on my sandwich soggy? Sure pickles are supposed to be wet and moist, but not so fucking gross you can’t even bite into them to break apiece off. Soggy lettuce? Yes sir! Soggy lettuce usually happens after leaving the dressing on for an extended period of time. Well guess what? Mr. Piece of shit chef at soggybee’s SOMEHOW manages to make their lettuce soggy BEFORE the dressing even comes near it.
Fuck Applebee’s.