Watch out! We've got a screamer!

May 17, 2004 13:03

Two words: Holy Crap.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know psychopathic neighbors
*could* scream God knows what at the top of their
lungs at 3:30 in the morning. I must have missed that
in the Trinity Towers Plaza Mental Facility
Brochure...

Allow me to explain:

Last night, I went out to dinner with some friends
around 8ish and when I got back, I was talking to my
neighbor on the other side of my apartment and
apparently, the neighbor on the other side of me (whom
of which I've never seen and now, that is definitely
not a bad thing) who has been screaming his lungs out
for no reason at all. I shrugged it off until 3:30
this morning when the SOB went beserk! Started
screaming louder than before and this time, he also
had a whistle. I had no idea what was going and I was
freaking out to say the least! So the security guards
(who are always asleep after 9 in the evening with
their automatic machine guns in their laps pointing at
their goods) rushed to the 15th floor where I live and
starting screaming at the guy to come out of his
apartment. Now, any sane person would comply, but this
guy must've been out of his mind because somehow, he
got louder. After that. the guards used their feet to
kick down the door to drag the guy out (what a novel
idea!) So they arrested Senor Loco Pantaloonas and I
went back to sleep after an hour.

god i love this place.

Also, if any of you have been keeping up with the
weather, the islands got rocked by a hurricane turned
typhoon. I have never, in my entire life, seen so much
freakin' rain! Windy as all get out, too! Corrigated
(spelling?) steel roofing was flying off the tops of
the slum houses and it was just ugly. Everything was
under at least 3 inches of (I can't really say water
because with water, you sometimes can see the bottom)
so for stories sake, it was a combination of what I
hope was mud and water. Ewww!
And that brings me to my next adventure in walking
through pottie holes.

So what did I do in admist of the disaster? I saw a
movie at the mall. I walked there because the mall
isn't really that far maybe 3 blocks away, and I could
get some exercise. In doing so, I managed to eat it
and fall into a puddle. Covered in a foul scent and
icky water and managed to take a nice chunk of skin
off my daddy toe on my right foot. I pray I don't get
an infection. If I do, there will be a party at the
hospital because they love to stay with their
patients. So I went and saw Troy and for paying about
$1.40 for the deluxe premier seats, it was worth every
peso (80.) There's nothing better in life than seeing
ridiculously good looking men romp around in leather
kilts...very nice.

Other than that, nothing else is new here on the
islands. My little brother is in China right now which
probably has every member of my family both excited
and nervous. I can only think of what the Man Cub
will do when left to his devices ...actually, I rather
not think of that. It's quite silly.

Before I find myself in more trouble this week, I'd
like to congratulate a very important person in my
life. Mr. John Olasin. You finally did it! You're
graduated you over acheiver! I can't believe they're
giving you a degree in biochemistry (you smart cookie,
I knew you could do it!) I'm so very very very proud
of you and I wish I could've been there to see you
graduate in person with my extended family (your
family) and friends. I love you to death and you're
amazing! Now someone get this man a job and out of
Tucson!!!!

All right kiddies, I'm off to go see what other
mischief I can cause!

Natural disasters ain't got nothing on me!
-Little "Force to be reckoned with" Supp
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