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- SciFi aired some pretty extensive SmackDown soilers last night, eh? If you didn't catch it, do so on the Friday rerun, because it was pret-tay cool.
- Wade is officially out of WrestleMania. You've got to feel bad for the guy, finally turning it on in the last month or two only to run up against this. At the same time, he's one person they would've had to find time for on a card with a lot of things taking up large swaths of time, who should get a nice push when he comes back.
- Shaq, meanwhile, is in.
- Introducing: The WrestleMania Sign Pointing Spreadsheet. You guys should know by now how much I love a good spreadsheet. Smell the quantification!
- This week's updates from Kayfabe News: Literary Establishment Debates Merits of Poffo Poetry; Vickie Guerrero Shrieks "Excuse Me" After Unintentional Fart.
- Fair to Flair experiments with killing the audio.
- The Flash is a jerk.
- Via Project Gutenberg: from Abbess to Zedland, you can now partake in 1811's Dictionary in the Vulgar Tongue.
- Worf gets no respect.
- You other readers can't deny.
- 30 photos of a Chinese sex toy factory.
- Meanwhile, here's a totally revealing look at a Dell factory.
- How many times do you think this dude has broken his fingers? YOW
- On Roman prostitutes.
- How much would the Death Star cost to build? Soiler: a lot.
- not even Darwin could keep his kid from drawing on everything.
- Levi's believes beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Or just this shape and size.
- Alan Turing was right, again, this time about tigers' stripes.
- On audio compression and bricking.
- The robot dinosaurs are coming courtesy of 3D printing. I'll have updates on other subjects of our childhood nightmares as events warrant.