Aww nuts, I should've sold this in the spring instead of procrastinating, since I've got a "new" winter beater. Now the dang tranny is stuck in Park and I'll have to sell it as a "tow-away".
This mobile landmark is known by various names: "The Crapice", "Blue Monster II", "The Atari Car", and probably some others I'm glad I haven't heard.
It's an old rust bomb, but thanks to the wild custom paint job, it's still quite the eye-catcher. It'd make a great demo-derby car for someone who knows how to disable Park and un-jam the tranny themself, because the engine still runs fine.
Here's the listing on craigslist:
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/1320353948.html Some more pictures, as a tribute, and for your amusement: