For Christmas...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed neurotic_llama's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I helped hornyhousewife see the light (8 points). In August I helped torourkeus across the street (6 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole 11billiontries's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for crimson_sonata (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (69 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
rscd20
This might be personally funny to the people mentioned, other then that... who gives a shit?