have you said your prayers today?
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html :D that killed me. i tried to stump the big guy, but igod has an answer for everything. clever bastard. i think the best was him replying to my complaint of boredom with "i create natural disasters when i'm bored." no joke.
p.s. if you dirty talk god he responds much more slowly. hmmmm.