Morons
This morning when I left the house with all my stuff for the weekend (going to Indiana tomorrow with the family to see Sarah sing), I said, "What did I forget? Something obvious and important." [Drumroll...] Pill! I forgot my Pill. Genius. What a waste of perfectly good hormones.
My latest pet peeve on OK Cupid profiles is people who post childhood pictures. This is a DATING site. I don't want to date a 5-year-old. Gross.
While I was browsing, there was an ad in the corner of the screen, in the form of a live IM conversation, which I read as follows:
Jo: So how long have you been a moron?
Zack: a few years
Jo: What made you decide?
Zack: I had questions no one would answer :-(
And I thought, what the hell is this supposed to be? Then I spotted the link at the bottom for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Mormon. How long have you been a mormon.
It's funny 'cause it fits.
My latest pet peeve on OK Cupid profiles is people who post childhood pictures. This is a DATING site. I don't want to date a 5-year-old. Gross.
While I was browsing, there was an ad in the corner of the screen, in the form of a live IM conversation, which I read as follows:
Jo: So how long have you been a moron?
Zack: a few years
Jo: What made you decide?
Zack: I had questions no one would answer :-(
And I thought, what the hell is this supposed to be? Then I spotted the link at the bottom for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Mormon. How long have you been a mormon.
It's funny 'cause it fits.