Meet big cat.
I am now living in a house on a friendly alley. In the alley lives a big black cat who is very quiet, for the most part. Today the big cat ran into my shin until I fell to the ground. The big cat proceeded to sit on my lap and hit my arm repeatedly. Then we both fell asleep. When we woke up we started yawning and looking around. I ripped a dandelion out of the ground and dropped it. After the big cat got off me to investigate, I got up and started walking away slowly. But the cat caught on and began ramming his head into my shins again. I grabbed a tall blade of grass I didn't have to bend down for and made him try to eat it while I waved it slowly in circles over his head. Once he took it from me, I walked to the street and freedom.
I have been trying to get used to the idea of paying rent. I save up money all month, and then I decorate a piece of fancy paper and watch my month vanish into the mailbox. It just doesn't seem worth it.
I just got a job as a teller at Washington Mutual. I interviewed and everything. During the interviews, I felt like I knew what I was talking about and I was even able to watch the interviewers and pay attention to my surroundings and talk at the same time. I credit this to a new technique I've developed which involves distorting faces and objects while I am talking to them. Stretching them, making them jiggly, having them make weird faces at me, making them blend into the wall, that kind of thing. I haven't started working yet.
I have been trying to get used to the idea of paying rent. I save up money all month, and then I decorate a piece of fancy paper and watch my month vanish into the mailbox. It just doesn't seem worth it.
I just got a job as a teller at Washington Mutual. I interviewed and everything. During the interviews, I felt like I knew what I was talking about and I was even able to watch the interviewers and pay attention to my surroundings and talk at the same time. I credit this to a new technique I've developed which involves distorting faces and objects while I am talking to them. Stretching them, making them jiggly, having them make weird faces at me, making them blend into the wall, that kind of thing. I haven't started working yet.