Dec 26, 2004 20:43
So, let's see if I have got this right.
No to Christmas Parties. Check.
Now, no to marriage or children or living together. Check.
No to mutual friends or shows or bars.
No to Halloween(HOS) or Thanksgiving(Ross) or Valentines Day(N/A) or New Years.
Or Christmas?
And no to taking pictures.
Check. Check.
Oh, and no to Tempur-pedic, family get togethers, short hair, acting retarded in grocery stores, chinese food, dumpster diving, or trips to french quarter.
And let's say if by miracle you change your mind about the whole living together thing...
no hello kitty toaster, faeries, Molly, Raquel's fur, or anything girlie.
Chez'eck!
no answering the phone, no listening to messages, no going through refrigerator, no sleeping with gum in mouth, no posting pics.
Check. Check. And check.
No fruit? Now that's harsh.