I feel like I need to bring everyone back into my lj:

[rpm257]

So I don't say it that much, but I really do have great friends!  They are a ton of fun!  I <3 ALL OF YOU!  YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!  Then it got me to thinking, what if all my friends where sexual predators?  But then I realized it isn't so much of a "what if" situation...

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[star_burns_red]

I HAVE NO IDEA BECASUE THAT MUST HAVE TOOK FOREVER.

And my sexual predator is hot.

[rpm257]

Ya, it took awhile, but luckly the state puts all you people on a website for my easy access.

But Juan Tyler Riddle is the hottest!!!

[star_burns_red]

DUH

[rpm257]

Hey, don't get tuff with me Jaun! You are one phone call away from going back into jail!!!

[xjadedxgracex]

dude. im one attractive pervert.

[rpm257]

Thomas Paul Sherrill, I'd totally do you! Except you are the pervert... so you'd probably wind up doing me without my consent. NO MEANS NO!

[xjadedxgracex]

except when it means yes.

[rpm257]

(*gasps*)

Why lie? How could I turn down violent unprotected sex with you Thomas??? I COULDN'T!!

[cubedtothex04]

The has cracked me up because I looked some of these peopole up yesterday.

But damn, I'm old and bald.....And HOT!

I give the Best and Most Unique LJ Entry to you for the year of 2005!

XDDDD

[rpm257]

You look at them because they are all friends of yours and you have spent jail time with them?!?! I KNEW IT!

Don't get me wrong Mark, you are hott and all, but maybe you could like shave, get hair transplants, dye your hair, etc. so that maybe next time your unsuspecting victim will get to be raped by a slightly better looking man.

Yay, thank you for the award!!!!

[nire321]

can ian and i switch? so i don't have a penis.

[rpm257]

Stephen, even though it is your penis that got you in this situation to begin with, for the last time, it is against your probation to get a sex change operation! And I'm not sure who this Ian person is that you are referring to. If you are talking about Staci Meyers, then hands off!!! SHE IS MINE!

[nire321]

well if i am a man pervert...that means i can come and rape little ryan mulchay.

haha i know where you live..hah. speaking of which...damnit i swear..i still wanna see the goose....i got nothing thursday...what're you doin? i come rape you...free of charge.

[rpm257]

Nooooo! You leave me alone!

I work Thursday, but I should get off at 5 cause I open. I'm not sure, but what didn't kill her was smoking! You better get the okay to leave your house first tho from your probation officer...

[peachesnccreme5]

I have a lazy eye...hott. Yay for Ryan being my boss now!!

<3,
Alex

[rpm257]

It is your lazy eye that makes you look sexy Jay!

Yay for me being your boss!

<3
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