Friday Night Party Night
I'm sitting here drinking a Southern Comfort (100 proof) and Generic Pepsi, eating a couple hot dogs, and thinking, "You know, I bet that some of the people coming to my party Friday night don't know how to get to my house..." Always thinking of you, am I. So here are directions, courtesy of Google, to my house from Wal-Mart:
From:
Wal-Mart Supercenter
61205 Southgate Rd, Cambridge, OH 43725
4.1 mi - about 11 mins
1. Head northwest on Southgate Rd/Southgate Pkwy toward Dozer Rd/Township Hwy 4351
Continue to follow Southgate Pkwy
2. Turn right at Wheeling Ave
3. Turn left at N 10th St
4. Turn right to stay on N 10th St
5. Turn right at Brooklyn Ave
6. I'm the second house on the right once you're on Brooklyn (brick)
To:
1337 Brooklyn Ave
Cambridge, OH 43725
"Additionally," I thought, "the party-comers may not know what time to arrive!" Fear not, for I bring the information you seek. People will be trickling in beginning around 5-6 until almost 11 most like. So, show up whenever. Just make sure that show up you do.
"Finally," I thought, "what if they worry about what sundries to bring?" I told myself that no one uses the word "sundry" anymore, then began to think...would it not be easier for me to list what I'll be providing? I should think it would. Here is a list:
-Three (THREE!) kinds of chips, with appropriate dipping sauces
-Six (6) bottles of Molson XXX
-VIII cans of Coors Light
-A Crockpot full of mulled, spiced wine (trust me, its good)
-Most of a pint of the Southern Comfort that I'm drinking right now...probably
-Mozzarella Sticks
-10 cans of Generic Mountain Dew
I also have some juice, milk, water (of course), and some Gatorade. I can also make tea if anyone wants some. No coffee though.
I believe pizza is being provided by Carl (please correct me if I'm wrong). So, if you want something that is not on the list, please feel free to bring it. I won't be offended.
Activities will include, but are not limited to:
-I got a Wii, so we can play that
-I got Apples to Apples too...we can play that
-Cards
-Orgy
-Ritual sacrifice of a virgin (have to go find one, I think)
-Guitar Hero 2
-Of course, movies
I think everyone is going to have a good time once I slip them some X and a rufie.
Yay!
From:
Wal-Mart Supercenter
61205 Southgate Rd, Cambridge, OH 43725
4.1 mi - about 11 mins
1. Head northwest on Southgate Rd/Southgate Pkwy toward Dozer Rd/Township Hwy 4351
Continue to follow Southgate Pkwy
2. Turn right at Wheeling Ave
3. Turn left at N 10th St
4. Turn right to stay on N 10th St
5. Turn right at Brooklyn Ave
6. I'm the second house on the right once you're on Brooklyn (brick)
To:
1337 Brooklyn Ave
Cambridge, OH 43725
"Additionally," I thought, "the party-comers may not know what time to arrive!" Fear not, for I bring the information you seek. People will be trickling in beginning around 5-6 until almost 11 most like. So, show up whenever. Just make sure that show up you do.
"Finally," I thought, "what if they worry about what sundries to bring?" I told myself that no one uses the word "sundry" anymore, then began to think...would it not be easier for me to list what I'll be providing? I should think it would. Here is a list:
-Three (THREE!) kinds of chips, with appropriate dipping sauces
-Six (6) bottles of Molson XXX
-VIII cans of Coors Light
-A Crockpot full of mulled, spiced wine (trust me, its good)
-Most of a pint of the Southern Comfort that I'm drinking right now...probably
-Mozzarella Sticks
-10 cans of Generic Mountain Dew
I also have some juice, milk, water (of course), and some Gatorade. I can also make tea if anyone wants some. No coffee though.
I believe pizza is being provided by Carl (please correct me if I'm wrong). So, if you want something that is not on the list, please feel free to bring it. I won't be offended.
Activities will include, but are not limited to:
-I got a Wii, so we can play that
-I got Apples to Apples too...we can play that
-Cards
-Orgy
-Ritual sacrifice of a virgin (have to go find one, I think)
-Guitar Hero 2
-Of course, movies
I think everyone is going to have a good time once I slip them some X and a rufie.
Yay!