[The first thing Paine notices is that she is naked - not exactly unusual. What is unusual, however, is that she is naked and in bed with someone else.
Who is equally naked.
There was no way she slept with Rikku, so she looks over and sees red hair.]
What. The. Hell.
[And then she notices the buff arms
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H-Hey! Be careful with that!
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What?! I'm just saying, I kind of need it!
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I. Will. Chop. It. Off. If. You. Don't. Tell. Me. What. The. FUCK. Is. Going. On. Right. Now.
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I don't know! I just woke up and I was you and I guess you're me and everyone's alllll mixed up.
[Pause. Oh, geez.] And, uh, it's probably not Aerith you got up next to, right?
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Then she remembers how she went to sleep.]
You even think about touching my body the way you touch... her's, Fair, and I promise you that not even death will set you free.
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He grins and sort of salutes.] You'll get this body back as intact as you left. SOLDIER's honor! Just don't, uh, do anything too crazy with mine, 'kay?
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You'll get it back the way you left it.
[She pauses.]
Well. Maybe.
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[He doesn't like where her hands are.] What do you mean, maybe?!
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Maybe.
Now. If you'll excuse me, I have... something to take care of.
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Just so y'know, cold showers don't work, if you were gonna try that.
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I was thinking of taking advantage of the naked girl in the bed.
[She turns off the feed, leaving Zack to wonder what the hell is going on.]
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Hey! HEY! COME BACK! [Turns off the feed with an aggravated sigh.]
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