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007 ♠ [ video/action ]

Apr 06, 2011 20:25

[When the feed comes on, it's with some rattled bouncing on the ground, followed by an exasperated sigh from Squall.]

Cut it out. It's not food. [He lifts the Mognet up and the next thing you'll see is a bright yellow chocobo's face.] It's a communication device. See.

[There's a moment of silence, and then... WAAAARK! The chocobo starts trying to ( Read more... )

!aerith, !seifer, *squall, !fang, !tifa, !sora, !squall, !kadaj

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[Voice] I had to. incompletemania April 7 2011, 02:47:37 UTC

Oh look at how much it likes you!

[Voice] I'm glad you did! upperblues April 7 2011, 03:02:50 UTC

[Huh? Oh. The chocobo must have turned the thing on. He lifts up the Mognet and shakes his head. Even if it can't be seen.]

...It just thinks I have food. Or it takes joy out of being annoying, like you. [Hello, dry humor!]

[Voice] Awesome! incompletemania April 7 2011, 03:14:13 UTC

I'm hurt. You think I try to annoy you?

They do share a resemblance to my Brother. Maybe some of it accidentally infected me as well.

[Voice] upperblues April 7 2011, 03:21:24 UTC

You're right... Comparing the chocobo to you would just be insulting the chocobo. [There's a puzzled 'kweh?' in the background.]

--You have a brother? [For some reason, he's finding that a little hard to believe.]

[Voice] incompletemania April 7 2011, 03:24:12 UTC

I could set it on fire if it annoys you so much.

I have hundreds of siblings. He's the outcast.

[Voice] upperblues April 7 2011, 03:29:01 UTC

[Waaaark?!] Uh-- no, that's really alright. Easy...! Calm down!

[Wait--... Double-take. What did he say.] Hundreds? That... doesn't seem possible.

[Voice] incompletemania April 7 2011, 03:33:48 UTC

It can understand me? I don't like it. I want to kill it!

Anyone that shares Mother's cells is technically related.

[Voice] upperblues April 7 2011, 03:40:52 UTC

I don't know-- creatures are good at sensing things. It can probably sense the hostility. Knock it off. It's hard enough to manage!

[Really, if only you could see. The chocobo is wildly flopping around at Squall, trying to peck at the communication device again. It's making it difficult to talk. :\]

Still don't get it. [...Squall's imagining some crazy lady basically passing her genes around.]

[Voice] incompletemania April 7 2011, 03:47:56 UTC

Maybe you're just incompetent with other creatures.

[Kadaj smiles to himself.]

Mother isn't like anyone you've met. Not even me. She traveled the cosmos, but then they caught her. Experimented on her. She was spread around against her will. ...I don't want to talk about that. My Brother is stupid.

[Voice] upperblues April 7 2011, 03:55:03 UTC

[When it comes to human beings, waaay yes. Probably applies with chocobos, too.] ...Whatever.

I... see. [But he's happy to let it go. Sounds like a pretty disturbing subject.] ...Does that mean you're not human?

[Voice] incompletemania April 7 2011, 03:57:40 UTC

Whatever!

No, I'm better than human. But I'm my own person too, now. Now I'll fight because I like spilling blood! Isn't that great?

[Voice] upperblues April 7 2011, 04:05:03 UTC

And we move right into mockery...

[Froooown.] Not really. (More like messed up.)

[Voice] incompletemania April 7 2011, 04:32:29 UTC

You're easy to mock.

It's something to do!

[Voice] upperblues April 7 2011, 21:34:02 UTC

Gee. I'm honored.

How about being productive, instead? Read a book. Help an old lady across the street...

[Voice] incompletemania April 7 2011, 21:51:26 UTC

You should be. I'm not friends with just anyone.

I don't understand half of what I read.

[Voice] upperblues April 7 2011, 21:55:52 UTC

[Snorts.] Friends? When did I fall into that category?

...Is it because you don't want to or you can't?

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