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[tooslowbro]

[In which a Vanitas is simply stalking minding his own business out around the Town Square-checking out the area, familiarizing himself with every nook of the town for certain reasons he's not going to divulge on anytime soon.

Until suddenly-

Peck'd at the back of the head-] Ow-! [-wow, that's smarts. Wait ... did something just sneak up on him

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[lockedxhart]

Now now, you shouldn't go off and just peck at random people like that!

[And then there is a Tifa, coming over, smiling as she pets the chocobo.]

Sorry about that, they're a bit excited right now.

[tooslowbro]

[EYE TWITCH what are these birds.]

What are these birds?

[lockedxhart]

[She grins. This was all to amusing to her.]

Chocobos. Most people use them for transportation.

[tooslowbro]

[Not amusing to him in the least, so he'll just keep scowling and eyeing those feathered beasts all suspicious and loathing like.]

And how does that work?

[Transportation ... these things? Yeah. Right.]

[lockedxhart]

You ride them. They're pretty fast. [Fast enough to outrun a Midgar Zolom at any rate.

And now Tifa's taking a good look at you. Don't you look familiar! But he acts so differently than Sora...]

[tooslowbro]

Ride them? [So much sarcasm and disbelief projected into those two words -- because, really. It seems a little -- no, a lot ridiculous. Who would even want to ride these things aside from Ventus ... that derp with his stupid little glider which he should just fall off of and die from -- it's perfectly believable that something like that should happen to him... Whatever. Vanitas doesn't need these birds anyway (like he would actually even attempt to use one for other than Chocobo sandwhiches) -- nothing's faster than a good dark portal.

It's mildly amusing to picture everyone else straddling themselves atop these birds, though... Wonder what would happen if, say, one were to conveniently be spooked while someone were in the middle of riding one...]

[lockedxhart]

Yes. It's not as ludicrous as you think.

[Aaaahhh, she can't help it anymore.]

Are you....related to Sora by the way?

[tooslowbro]

[Oh, right ... that little similarity thing. Haha, related ... not even. Or maybe in a different way, he's still not entirely sure what's up with the Sora kid.]

[tooslowbro]

[Deadpan serious look.]

I'm his older brother.

[tooslowbro]

... Ah, but he keeps running off... Any idea where the kid likes to play around at?

[lockedxhart]

[!! Well that surprises her. She wasn't expecting that.]

Oh...no, I can't say I do.