[ Filtered from Kairi ] 007

[chosen_derp]

So uh--

[ Hold on, give him a minute. It's taken Sora almost a whole hour to actually turn on the feed, let alone get a word out. It's come to down this; something that he tried to think of so many other possible situations than this

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[sandinmyboots]

A romantic encounter...

From what I recall, a romantic partner enjoys attention from their partner, both emotional and otherwise! And what goes for one doesn't go for the other. So take her out on a hike to a beautiful waterfall and picnic there with food you made yourself or food you brought from the cafe that you know she likes.

After that, do something you two both enjoy. Perhaps sparring, since you two are both wielders of light, or maybe cards. Or swimming! Just do it with her.

As for physical things, don't feel pressured to do anything. Even if you two are involved, you're not of marrying age, nor are you very old. When I was your age, some of my schoolmates would visit brothels regularly, while I mostly kept to myself, and there were others in between. Ask her what she would enjoy doing with you near the end of the evening. Given what I've seen of you two, you probably won't need condoms...

Don't get her pregnant, it's very risky at that age!

[THIS IS FOR EIKO AND HIS OLD TEAMWORK, HE'S GOT A PLAN and also if he can

audio, ..... Yeah, Kairi and I just.... completely DIED. Kaythx. 1/?

[chosen_derp]

[ His eyes widen. Whooa, he was actually giving him some really good stuff to work with! ]

Yeah, we use to have a little waterfall on the island! Kairi use to love sitting by it while me and Riku would play around with our swords- that's perfect!

[ Man, where was a pen? He needed to write this stuff down. ]

I guess I could try making her food- sandwiches probably. Got it!

Sparring... together- uh huh-

[ .....Wait. ]

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[chosen_derp]

[ Did he just say something about... being involved? Hold on, hold on. He's trying to understand where Kefka is getting at. ]

..... Need... condoms?

[ Wait wait. What WAS that? ]

Yeah, done. 8D;

[chosen_derp]

[ ................................. ]

Pre---PREGNANT-!? Ho--hold on, we're not going to do anything like--!

[ LFBIDGLBISFGHKFHFIBGSGI. Oh gawd, good thing this was on audio. He's literally jumping around his room at the moment. Arms a flailin'. ]

It's not like that!!

wooot!

[sandinmyboots]

Good! You're too young for that! I'm jaded from big city life and everyone going out and doing horrible carnal things!

Go out, feed her sandwiches and stay wonderfully chaste! I'm proud of you! Some people come to my shop and are practically crawling in each other's pants, and then some people at home kept their dead girlfriends in their basement and it's nice to see someone not getting that in everything!

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[chosen_derp]

[ He's trying to listen, he really is- but Sora's still a little wrapped up in the first statement. It doesn't help that what Kefka is saying barely made sense to the boy in the first place.

A-all of it was almost horrifying. ]

Crawling in their-- what but that's- [ A pause, his face scrunched up in utter confusion. ]

..... Dead girlfriend-!?

[ What was this conversation anymore? ]

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[sandinmyboots]

But let's get off that topic and back to something better, ok? It's like talking to me when I was younger.

Take her to a quiet place, do something with her that you both enjoy and bring food she likes. Don't feel pressured to do anything else. Ok?

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[chosen_derp]

[ A sigh of relief. Oh, thank goodness. ]

... Right, that sounds like a good idea. Should I get her a present or something? Like-- flowers?

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[sandinmyboots]

It's a good generic gift.

Now, think--what's something she gave you that you're very attached to?

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[chosen_derp]

[ Silence falls over the feeds for a split second for a startled gasp springs out. Hold on, sounds like his going through his pockets and bam-! The rewarding jingle of his findings. ]

Her good luck charm! She told me to take care of it. I've been holding onto it for so long, and... it's really special to me.

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[sandinmyboots]

If you really want to make her feel special, make her a good luck charm in return.

[These two are ridiculously lovey dovey. He guesses Eiko had a point, huh?]

[...it'd be fun to break them up, but that'd take too much effort. He's got a world to destroy and all...or does he?]

[Eh, he'll just watch for now.]

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[chosen_derp]

Make her... a good luck charm? [ The thought made him blush, but he silently nodded to himself. ]

I think-- I think I'll do that.

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[sandinmyboots]

Good plan. It's something unique--no one else could do that but you.

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[chosen_derp]

Heh, you're right! Thanks alot- you've really helped!

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[sandinmyboots]

Wonderful!