[Private to Saix]
[The morning after he was harassed by a floating child and hugged, Saix finds a script in his room.
How it got there? A complete mystery. The moogles have been bribed with kupo nuts and when well-bribed they have ways of getting things done.
The script has been illustrated. In crayon.]
BAD GUY: I HAVE KIDNAPPED THE PRINCESS! I HAVE KIDNAPPED HER. LOOK HOW KIDNAPPED SHE IS. I AM BIG AND MEAN AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN
GOOD GUY: OH NO! THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED
BAD GUY: DOES AN EVIL LAUGH. A VERY VERY VERY EVIL LAUGH.
[...and that's all there is. The writer clearly got bored partway through and went to play sandcastles.
There's also a letter attached.]
Go to the beach just before sunset to kidnap him!
[Private to Sora]
Meet me at the beach just before sunset from Kairi.
[Yes, it is all one sentence. The post-it note was kind of small and she's not confident he can read. Where did the writer find a heart-shaped post-it note? It will forever be a mystery! But it is stuck to Sora's forehead by a very, very fast moogle during the day.]
[Private to Kairi]
If you ever want to see her again, come to the beach after sunset. Love from a bad guy. >:(
[Love is scribbled out. Bad guys don't have love. This one is delivered in person just before sunset by a moogle in a black cloak that appears to be a repurposed litter bag.]
[Private to Zidane and Kefka (Video)]
Everything's ready! Wish me luck!