[More Letters]

May 30, 2010 23:46

[Private to Saix]

[The morning after he was harassed by a floating child and hugged, Saix finds a script in his room.

How it got there? A complete mystery. The moogles have been bribed with kupo nuts and when well-bribed they have ways of getting things done.

The script has been illustrated. In crayon.]

BAD GUY: I HAVE KIDNAPPED THE PRINCESS! I HAVE KIDNAPPED HER. LOOK HOW KIDNAPPED SHE IS. I AM BIG AND MEAN AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN

GOOD GUY: OH NO! THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

BAD GUY: DOES AN EVIL LAUGH. A VERY VERY VERY EVIL LAUGH.

[...and that's all there is. The writer clearly got bored partway through and went to play sandcastles.

There's also a letter attached.]

Go to the beach just before sunset to kidnap him!

[Private to Sora]

Meet me at the beach just before sunset from Kairi.

[Yes, it is all one sentence. The post-it note was kind of small and she's not confident he can read. Where did the writer find a heart-shaped post-it note? It will forever be a mystery! But it is stuck to Sora's forehead by a very, very fast moogle during the day.]

[Private to Kairi]

If you ever want to see her again, come to the beach after sunset. Love from a bad guy. >:(

[Love is scribbled out. Bad guys don't have love. This one is delivered in person just before sunset by a moogle in a black cloak that appears to be a repurposed litter bag.]

[Private to Zidane and Kefka (Video)]

Everything's ready! Wish me luck!

!zidane, !saix, !eiko, !sora, *eiko, !kefka, !kairi

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