[ audio ] The Radio Show That Cannot Be Named, Episode Six!
Hey Never Was, it's us again! Seeing as we missed yesterday, today's a ~*~Special Double Edition~*~ of the Radio Show That Cannot Be Named! [ The "~*~" is terrifyingly audible. ]
This time we're here with our second female judge. Everybody say hello to... Paine!
Guest judge? More like prisoner.
No, see, if you were a prisoner, we would have put you in some sort of a cell! Or tied you up! Or... something!
No tying up the guests, Demyx! If they don't cooperate, just dump a lake on them. You did come in here on your own, you know...
Because the last time I failed to show up I was attacked by water clones. [ Shoots Demyx a glare to let him know how much she appreciated that. ]
I wasn't going to! [ Nervous laugh. ] Well, we had to have an even number...
Anyway, I know you enjoyed that first round! You were watching pretty intently, especially one contestant in particular, I think...
...I wasn't watching anyone in particular.
Oh yeah, it was... uh, Rikku, wasn't it? I was, uh, a bit distracted.
That's it! You totally were! She did pretty well in the second round, huh? [giggle] I liked her song.
It... suited her, I guess.
Would she be your favorite to win, or is there someone else?
I don't have a favorite to win. I don't want anyone to win.
................You want the dragons to maul everyone?
[ Have an audible glare. ] Yes.
Even you?
I can take care of myself.
Really? You don't think our contestants can take care of themselves~?
I'm sure they can. But if it's anything like the dragon that was in town, they'll have to team up, therefore no winners.
We're not going to put them against something they can't handle!
After all, we have to handle them first to get them to the competiton grounds in the first place...
[ A small sigh. ] Is there anything else you need from me? Or do you just want to gossip?
I think we're done for questions, but that doesn't mean our audience is!
You know how it works by now, don't you? We'll keep the lines open for you, so ask anything you like~!
Not. Interested.
This time we're here with our second female judge. Everybody say hello to... Paine!
Guest judge? More like prisoner.
No, see, if you were a prisoner, we would have put you in some sort of a cell! Or tied you up! Or... something!
No tying up the guests, Demyx! If they don't cooperate, just dump a lake on them. You did come in here on your own, you know...
Because the last time I failed to show up I was attacked by water clones. [ Shoots Demyx a glare to let him know how much she appreciated that. ]
I wasn't going to! [ Nervous laugh. ] Well, we had to have an even number...
Anyway, I know you enjoyed that first round! You were watching pretty intently, especially one contestant in particular, I think...
...I wasn't watching anyone in particular.
Oh yeah, it was... uh, Rikku, wasn't it? I was, uh, a bit distracted.
That's it! You totally were! She did pretty well in the second round, huh? [giggle] I liked her song.
It... suited her, I guess.
Would she be your favorite to win, or is there someone else?
I don't have a favorite to win. I don't want anyone to win.
................You want the dragons to maul everyone?
[ Have an audible glare. ] Yes.
Even you?
I can take care of myself.
Really? You don't think our contestants can take care of themselves~?
I'm sure they can. But if it's anything like the dragon that was in town, they'll have to team up, therefore no winners.
We're not going to put them against something they can't handle!
After all, we have to handle them first to get them to the competiton grounds in the first place...
[ A small sigh. ] Is there anything else you need from me? Or do you just want to gossip?
I think we're done for questions, but that doesn't mean our audience is!
You know how it works by now, don't you? We'll keep the lines open for you, so ask anything you like~!
Not. Interested.