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[elenwe_]

Well, hello. It's good to finally reach the exact destination I had in mind. Am I just in time for the familial fireworks?

EDIT: Great. Just marvelous. not one day in and I get accosted by him and end up with bruised ego arms and a seething rage.

[New mun, new journal, new avatar - Fiona Apple.]

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[_fingolfin]

Well, well, well. >:)

[elenwe_]

::looks up at the sound of a familiar voice and finds you standing there::

::scowls::

YOU. Out of my sight. Now.

[_fingolfin]

Oh, no. The pleasure is all mine.

And did I mention your husband is cheating on you? With a MORTAL?

[elenwe_]

...so your hearing is as bad as your gonads now? About time.

::blinks back her surprise immediately::

You're delusional.

[_fingolfin]

Community posts yield a surprising level of omniscience. It's almost unfair.

Come by for a drink when you feel like escaping from the circus that is your marriage. It'll be a grand old time. >:)

[elenwe_]

::utters something incomprehensible::

::feels her anger rise for more than one reasons::

It was all ages ago, you ass. It's over and done with, you hear me?

::wants to wipe that smug grin right off of your face::

[_fingolfin]

::wants to wipe that smug grin right off of your face::

*can think of a few pleasant ways by which this might be accomplished*

*laughs* Anything you say, sweetheart. You're so cute when you're rabid.

((*so wants to lick the iconage* :D))

[elenwe_]

::contemplates castrating you with a rusty fruit can lid::

Silence, you inbred little shit. I'm as rabid as you are charming. And I'm not your sweetheart. >.<

[Fiona Apple rocks my socks. :P]

[_fingolfin]

Awww. Just a few dozen more lessons and you'll be insulting like a pro.

You seem awfully upset, considering. Go ahead and shout, darlin'. I won't tell anybody. >;D

[elenwe_]

::decides to fight like a woman::

::introduces her knee to your reproductive organs::

Shout about what? That you're an asshole? They already know.

[_fingolfin]

*was expecting a low blow, given the company*

*dodges so that your knee gets mostly his leg*

*mostly* Ow.

Whoops, there goes your carefully-crafted façade of control. Don't damage the goods, too. You might regret it later. >:)

[elenwe_]

::curls up her fingers to regain composure and gives you a withering look::

Only in your dreams. I can only wonder why Anaire is still with you.

::does NOT want to think about what you're implying for the sake of her sanity::

[_fingolfin]

*oh, but DON'T you? >:D*

[elenwe_]

::nononononoyesNO!NONO!!!::

[_fingolfin]

*struts*

[elenwe_]

::resists the great temptation of pulling at her hair::

I don't know why they haven't constructed a place to lock up people like you.