Return of the Prodigal Something

[maitimo]

*shuffles into Tirion, blinking and muttering*

*looks around, cradling his right stump arm*

What the fuck? This doesn't look like the Gap. How long ago did I leave Himring? What the fuck has Cáno been doing?

*approaches a random Elf*

Yo. You. Take me to your leader. Tell him his big brother's back.

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[_amras]

*sees the concentration of pretty men commotion and wanders over*

What's going on?

[maitimo]

*arches an eyebrow*

Do you know where I could find Canafinwe Feanorion?

[_amras]

*boggles* Cano's angsting on the beach like always. What's your problem?

[maitimo]

Beach? Beach?

*is now firmly of the opinion that he has wandered into a crazy town*

[_amras]

*is wearing the shoes that are way too tight* *and it's that time of the month*

DON'T look at me like that, Russandol. It's not MY job to keep him happy. Where have YOU been?

[maitimo]

*knows there's a question bothering him*

*oh, yes*

...

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

[_amras]

:O

...

>:|

BITCH PLEASE.

*does the talk to the hand thing*

*STORMS OFF*

[maitimo]

*glares after her*

Women!!