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[melegor]

*emerges from his fortress to find out who or what is begging for destruction today*

*can't wait until he can use ALL the wonderfully revolting iconage his new mun created for him*

((Dr. Jekyll Melkor is Al Pacino. Mr. Hyde Morgoth is Tim Curry, believe it or not.))

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[_annatar]

Oh great.

[melegor]

Lieutenant! I take it you've been furthering my work while I've been cupboarded brewing foulness afresh in Angband II?

[_annatar]

Naturally.

Which work was that specifically?

[melegor]

Oh, the occasional genocide...the usual burning and pillaging. Or have you been too busy engaging in strange sexual acts with the female spawn of my loins?

[_annatar]

Yes yes, we're quite up to date on those quotas.

. . .

You don't have a palantir, right?

[melegor]

What makes you think I need a palantír?

[_annatar]

You don't. *headshake* You are Vala, you see all. [/sucking up]

[melegor]

I'll thank you not to count me among that order of tree-hugging, Eru-licking do-gooders. I AM AINU.

[_annatar]

Yes, yes. 'See you roar.'

[melegor]

*on general principle, makes your hair burst into flame*

[_annatar]

*eyeroll*

*puts it out*

Don't be annoying, mkay?

[melegor]

That's better. Put the attitude to work for your god.