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[officiallyqueen]

*Totters into the city on 5-inch, sequined heels.*

*Scrutinises her surroundings with a curious gaze and an open mouth.*

*Wonders where she is and how she got there, contemplates what strange, mystical cosmic forces must have been acting in order to have brought her from beyond the mortal veil to-* *-passes a shop window*

OMG, SPARKLY BAGS!!! :D

Comments

[caranthire]

*stalks past on his way to the pub*

[officiallyqueen]

Woah, total Baldwin and three o'clock!

*squeals* Hey there! :D

[caranthire]

*turns and regards you indifferently*

What?

[officiallyqueen]

Hiiiiii! How's it going? Can I just say, that outfit? Totally rad, like woah.

[caranthire]

...

*reaches in his pocket and throws you some coins*

Buy yourself some clothes that actually fit.

[officiallyqueen]

What are you talking about? These are totally designer!

[caranthire]

And they're hideous and expose far too much of your abnormally tanned skin.

[officiallyqueen]

Woah, what bit you on the ass today, barf bag?

[caranthire]

The presence of rake-like insectoid human bimbos?

[officiallyqueen]

Psshaw. Whatever. Well you look like you haven't had your caffiene enema for today, Mr. Grumpy-pants.

[caranthire]

Coffee is to be drunk, NOT shoved up your rectum idiot mortal.

[officiallyqueen]

Well you've got SOMEthing up your ass.

[caranthire]

Look, scrawny beggar woman. Get something to eat and get some clothes that cover your shame (of which there is much)...

Unless you seek employment at a brothel perhaps?

[dark_peredhel]

*stalks up beside you and sneers at the newcomer*

What is it?

[caranthire]

It claims to be a queen, but I reckon it's a cheap mortal whore.

[dark_peredhel]

She does look very easy, doesn't she?

*looks her up and down*