Phone Call: Harry to Seamus

[potterglow]

*dials Seamus' number*

I better not get the voicemail, you wanker.

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[lonraigh_shay]

Finnigan.

[potterglow]

So now I have to worship your genius? I would have to find it first.

[lonraigh_shay]

You finally got a bird in the sack and you're taking the piss with me?

This is why you are not my best mate.

[potterglow]

Finally? Merlin, anyone would think I've been shagless my whole life. I have no problems finding my own shags, thank you very much. The fact that I haven't been on the pull in some time, doesn't change that. Not that I don't appreciate your kindness, mind you.

I'm not your best mate because only Dean can deal with you. I knew from the first time I saw him he was special. He's practically a saint, having to carry your sorry arse, prat.

[lonraigh_shay]

When's the last time you shagged? My point is made, my case is rested.

Dean is a prat. Neville is my new best friend. Until he does something and then I'll probably switch to someone else. Work hard and you can be back in the running.

[potterglow]

When was the last time you shagged? Right. Exactly.

*scoffs* Like you would leave Dean alone. I'm telling on you when he gets back. Best mates can only be changed for pretty girls or hot guys. Anything else is a violation of the best mates code. And you bloody well know, I've always been next on the queue.

[lonraigh_shay]

I had a very nice date this last weekend, thank you.

Are you saying that Neville isn't a hot guy?

Also, you might be next in the queue but I'm a hard-to-get bloke and sometimes, we have to bump the VIPs in front of the rest of you plebes.

[potterglow]

*laughs* You are almost as sneaky as a Slytherin. But I'd be careful if I were you. If Neville hears you say he's hot, we'll never hear the end of it.

What was that? You are a hard bloke?

Shay, really, a plebe? I'm almost royalty, according to some people. *chuckles*

Seriously, we had a wicked time that night. We should do it again, but only when Dean comes back. That way he can save you from pervy old men.

[lonraigh_shay]

Right, well, I'm not and I'll thank you to remember that when you're throwing around such slanderous insults.

Neville is a very charming bloke with the morals of an alleycat but I am hard, baby. I'm hard for you. I'm having to take care of myself right now while talking to you on the phone. *pants comically* Please, Harry, won't you please come help me with this problem?

*laughs* You're royalty like I'm a member of the sidhe.

I asked each and every one of you to never ever bring that up again. I can't help that he liked my body and paid me for the privelege.

[potterglow]

Mmmm! Don't tease me. I've been known to have episodes of uncontrollable magic in states of extreme excitement. I could Apparate there without me even knowing. No need to guess exactly where I would Apparate.

*snorts* Awww! But he looked so happy when you took his money. I thought he was going to die out of ecstasy. Can't blame him though, a bloke like you. What was a bad idea for me to Apparate there again?

[lonraigh_shay]

Right, Harry. I'd offer to let you pull the other one but you might take me up on it.

I took his money and bought everyone else drinks with it. So, in a way, you were drinking an old man's perversions. How does that feel?

It's a bad idea because the flat is trashed and I don't have a Greengrass willing to come over and muck it out.

[potterglow]

*burst out laughing* You sodding wanker! That'll teach you never to challenge a Gryffindor, even if you are one yourself.

Drinking out of the lust of a old man's perversions? Wicked!

*chuckles* More like we would spend so much time trying to figure out who'd top. *snorts* Nah, I rather keep my celibacy intact.

[lonraigh_shay]

Sod off, Harry. It's early in the morning and you're obviously randy.

You're going to be that old man with his perversion if you're not careful. Lusting after my hot body, I can see that.

What celibacy, Harry? You were just shagging the other night.