Happy Christmas, Finnigan!
Thought you'd like this, it's invitation only. Give the concierge this note and enjoy yourself.
From your handsome, talented and well-connected friend,
the sexy and witty,
P.S. Anything goes there, just ask, you sorry pervert.
[Attached is an invitation to The Gregarious Warlock, a gentleman's club in London and a sealed letter to the manager from George.]