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The Definitive Pictorial History Of Kristen and Hayden's Big Gay Love Odyssey (RPF Photo Essay, R)
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Disclaimer:The following is a satirical examination of fictitious events. Some readers may not share this sense of humour.
Additional Disclaimer: The following was made possible by a grant from The Lesbian Herstory Archives.
Gertrude and Alice. Siegfried and Roy. Bert and Ernie. Every once in a while, a high-profile relationship gets so gay it becomes imperative the social chroniclers of the era document it for future generations or risk losing another culturally significant event to the 404 Error Page Of Time. So hold on to your hats, iron your socks, and save to this location, because history just got a little gayer.
1.
Sept 13th, Landmark Theaters. Trying to find seats together at the midnight screening of Switchblade Sisters.
1. Don't be afraid to put your hand on her waist. Even though this will make you gay forever.
2. GAY! FOREVER!
3. Don't wear a see-through turtleneck on your first date if you want there to be a second.
4. Don't save the dress you wore in a high school production of Streetcar in a box at the back of your closet for eleven years and then ironically wear it to the movies with your teenage girlfriend who tried to order a diet Fresca at the concession stand which is really not scoring her any points, especially after that whole thing with the parking meter.
5.Eventually, your relationship will stop looking like an awkward prom picture.
I was edited to look that way: Twenty-two pictures & accompanying ficery after the cut.
Disclaimer:The following is a satirical examination of fictitious events. Some readers may not share this sense of humour.
Additional Disclaimer: The following was made possible by a grant from The Lesbian Herstory Archives.
Gertrude and Alice. Siegfried and Roy. Bert and Ernie. Every once in a while, a high-profile relationship gets so gay it becomes imperative the social chroniclers of the era document it for future generations or risk losing another culturally significant event to the 404 Error Page Of Time. So hold on to your hats, iron your socks, and save to this location, because history just got a little gayer.
1.
Sept 13th, Landmark Theaters. Trying to find seats together at the midnight screening of Switchblade Sisters.
1. Don't be afraid to put your hand on her waist. Even though this will make you gay forever.
2. GAY! FOREVER!
3. Don't wear a see-through turtleneck on your first date if you want there to be a second.
4. Don't save the dress you wore in a high school production of Streetcar in a box at the back of your closet for eleven years and then ironically wear it to the movies with your teenage girlfriend who tried to order a diet Fresca at the concession stand which is really not scoring her any points, especially after that whole thing with the parking meter.
5.Eventually, your relationship will stop looking like an awkward prom picture.
I was edited to look that way: Twenty-two pictures & accompanying ficery after the cut.