Sick, no sleep, and songs in my head...
So, here I am in front of the computer screen for the about the 12th hour, with brief breaks to sneeze and such. I must have been here quite a while, as I have sold 4 ebay items, including one to a man located in Indonesia. I thought I was hallucinating.
In any case, I have had this damn song in my head off an on all night. So, I do what I always due when this happens. I rewrote the lyrics. Pretty simple task, as I usually write them with someone or some event in mind. This one goes out to my girl, Amy. I kid her about the vegetarian bit, and the fact that she is a colon hydrotherapist. She loves what she does, and that has got to make any happy.
In any case, here we go. Enjoy!
How You Remind Me
Never made it as a vegan.
I couldn't cut it with bean sprouts steamin'.
Tired of livin' without pie, man.
I'm sick of the sight of the oranges you're peeling.
And this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
It's not like me to eat soybeans, I was waiting for a different protein.
This time I'll eat steak and lobster wrapped in lots of bacon.
and I've been wrong, I've been down, to the bottom of the Beano bottle.
These fine foods, they are dead. Ice cream makes it sit like lead.
It's not like you didn't know that.
You cleansed my colon and looked at my poo.
And it must have been so bad.
Cause you said meat like that damn near killed you.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
It's not like me to eat soybeans, I was waiting for a different protein.
This time I'll eat steak and lobster wrapped in lots of bacon.
and I've been wrong, I've been down, to the bottom of the Beano bottle.
These fine foods, they are dead. Ice cream makes it sit like lead.
Never made it as a vegan.
I couldn't cut it with bean sprouts steamin'
And this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
It's not like me to eat soybeans, I was waiting for a different protein.
This time I'll eat steak and lobster wrapped in lots of bacon.
and I've been wrong, I've been down, to the bottom of the Beano bottle.
These fine foods, they are dead. Ice cream makes it sit like lead.
We're all dead.
In any case, I have had this damn song in my head off an on all night. So, I do what I always due when this happens. I rewrote the lyrics. Pretty simple task, as I usually write them with someone or some event in mind. This one goes out to my girl, Amy. I kid her about the vegetarian bit, and the fact that she is a colon hydrotherapist. She loves what she does, and that has got to make any happy.
In any case, here we go. Enjoy!
How You Remind Me
Never made it as a vegan.
I couldn't cut it with bean sprouts steamin'.
Tired of livin' without pie, man.
I'm sick of the sight of the oranges you're peeling.
And this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
It's not like me to eat soybeans, I was waiting for a different protein.
This time I'll eat steak and lobster wrapped in lots of bacon.
and I've been wrong, I've been down, to the bottom of the Beano bottle.
These fine foods, they are dead. Ice cream makes it sit like lead.
It's not like you didn't know that.
You cleansed my colon and looked at my poo.
And it must have been so bad.
Cause you said meat like that damn near killed you.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
It's not like me to eat soybeans, I was waiting for a different protein.
This time I'll eat steak and lobster wrapped in lots of bacon.
and I've been wrong, I've been down, to the bottom of the Beano bottle.
These fine foods, they are dead. Ice cream makes it sit like lead.
Never made it as a vegan.
I couldn't cut it with bean sprouts steamin'
And this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
This is how you remind me of why you don't eat ham.
It's not like me to eat soybeans, I was waiting for a different protein.
This time I'll eat steak and lobster wrapped in lots of bacon.
and I've been wrong, I've been down, to the bottom of the Beano bottle.
These fine foods, they are dead. Ice cream makes it sit like lead.
We're all dead.