EtOH

May 09, 2008 23:14

I have become a champion of cheap, alternative fuel.  My research is complete and tests are at phase 3 of 4.  My coworkers and family await the final report.  It should be ready by my birthday.  By then, I should be able to sell inexpensive vehicles that run a long time on alcohol.  It will be a new twist for the disposable age in which we live.  I will sell you your ride towards oblivion.  Rob's Brand Vapor-Clean Slipstream Shitbox Supreme.  Many styles to choose from, but they will likely not be your first choice.  That's the Rob's Brand advantage.  Disappointment up front and great gas mileage as an unexpected result.  All the while, less impact on the planet.  Of course, I have never really cared about the "Save the Planet" campaign, so this will serve to confuse and entertain my friends. 
After I go batshit crazy, like Steve Jobs, I will make my liquid-coal powered Hummer.  I have to be a visionary at some point.

More to come?  I think so.
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