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THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY FUCKING REPORTED IN SUFFICIENTLY ON THEIR CURRENT WHEREABOUTS AND STATUS TO THE BEST OF THEIR KNOWLEDGE:
KANAYA
THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE DEMONSTRATED THAT THEY STILL FUCKING EXIST WITH A COMMENT BUT HAVE ONLY PROVIDED A HALF-ASSED DESCRIPTION OF THEIR CURRENT STATUS AND/OR WHEREABOUTS, IF ANY:
GAMZEE
ERIDAN
VRISKA
TEREZI
HARLEY, WHO IS NOT EVEN REALLY ON OUR TEAM, BUT WHATEVER.
ARADIA
MYSELF, BUT FUCK THAT ASSHOLE.
THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE NOT CHECKED IN SUFFICIENTLY AND NEED TO DO THAT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW:
EQUIUS.
YOU MADE LIKE ONE COMMENT TO ME AND THEN YOU FUCKING DISAPPEARED. AND THEN THE WHOLE THREAD DISAPPEARED. IT LOOKS LIKE THE MODS DELETED IT OR SOMETHING.
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING ABSCOND AND SEARCH?
IF YOU'RE EMBARASSED ABOUT HOW YOU DIED, GET OVER IT, WE ALL HAD CRAPPY STUPID DEATHS.
TAVROS.
I'VE SEEN YOU POSTING AROUND HERE.
YOU EVEN CHANGED YOUR QUIRK A LITTLE.
CHECK THE FUCK IN.
FEFERI
SOLLUX
NEPETA
SO SINCE JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY IS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH ANSWERING SIMPLE QUESTIONS, I MADE A CONVENIENT FORM THAT YOU CAN FILL OUT AT YOUR LEISURE.
HERE, I'LL GO FIRST.
NAME: YOUR FUCKING LEADER.
CRAZY STATUS: NOT YET.
NOT FOR THE UNIVERSE'S LACK OF TRYING.
LIVING STATUS: NOT ALIVE.
ALPHA OR BETA TIMELINE: BETA.
ABLE TO LEAVE FUCKING DEATH BUBBLE: NO.
ABLE TO USE TROLLIAN: NO.
ABLE TO USE ANYTHING BUT THIS FUCKING WEBSITE AND ALSO THAT JOURNAL KANAYA MADE WHICH I SHOULD PROBABLY LINK, I'LL GET TO THAT: NO.
CURRENT LOCATION: MY RESPITEBLOCK, MY HIVE.
STILL FUCKING TWELFTH PERIGREE'S EVE.
PREVIOUS MEMOS:
http://rpanoncomm.livejournal.com/13876.html?thread=127327796#t127327796
http://rpanoncomm.livejournal.com/13876.html?thread=126714420#t126714420
KANAYA'S JOURNAL:
http://tendtoenunciate.livejournal.com/663.html
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AND I'M SURE THE ADOLESCENT MUTATED KUNG-FU SHELLBEASTS MISS YOU TOO.
SO GO.
FLY INTO THEIR WAITING ARMS.
AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD.
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you're not funny. you're really aggravating.
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I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY, AND I AM, IN FACT, TRYING TO BE AGGRAVATING, BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING AGGRAVATING, SO NO, I CAN'T STOP, AND I AM FURTHERMORE NOT GOING TO STOP, I AM ABOUT AS FAR FROM STOPPING AS YOU ARE FROM BEING ANYTHING OTHER THAN A COMPLETE BLITHERING MORON, BECAUSE I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT I INTENDED TO DO.
EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT GETTING YOU TO ACTUALLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING THREAD.
THAT PART COULD USE SOME WORK.
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yOU CAUGHT ME, }:(
i THOUGHT i WAS DOING A GOOD JOB OF BLENDING IN, aND BEING CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE FOR HUMANS,
lIKE, wHEN PUPA PAN TALKED LIKE A PIRATE TO SAVE THE INDIAN PRINCESS, eXCEPT NO ONE NEEDED TO BE SAVED HERE, iT WAS JUST FOR FUN,
i GUESS i'M NOT REALLY, vERY GOOD AT IT,
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AND WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING SOONER.
THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING MEMO SINCE I DIED.
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING ROLEPLAYING
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wOW, kARKAT, i DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW ME THAT WELL,
tHAT'S PRETTY EXCITING, aCTUALLY, aND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE MAYBE WE'RE REALLY FRIENDS,
iNSTEAD OF JUST, pEOPLE WHO KNOW ONE ANOTHER, sO THEY HAVE TO TALK,
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OKAY, FORGET WHAT I SAID DOWN THERE.
I'M STILL GOING TO YELL AT YOU.
AND I'M YOUR FUCKING LEADER, OF COURSE I HAVE TO KNOW SOME SHIT ABOUT YOU.
LIKE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THAT SHIT ABOUT YOU.
AND ALSO ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS IN THAT FORM I MADE WHICH YOU AREN'T FILLING OUT.
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aND i'M NOT A FAST TYPIST LIKE
i GUESS, iT'S JUST A LOT LESS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME TO BE PLAYING PRETEND, oN THE HUMAN INTERNET,
iT'S REALLY FUN, yOU SHOULD PLAY WITH ME SOMETIME, }:)
oKAY, i'LL FILL IN YOUR THING,
NAME: tAVROS nITRAM,
CRAZY STATUS: sANE, dEFINITELY,
LIVING STATUS: dEAD,
ALPHA OR BETA TIMELINE: i'M NOT SURE, it'S ALL KIND OF CONFUSING,
ABLE TO LEAVE FUCKING DEATH BUBBLE: nO,
ABLE TO USE TROLLIAN: nOT, sO MUCH,
ABLE TO USE ANYTHING BUT THIS FUCKING WEBSITE AND ALSO THAT JOURNAL KANAYA MADE WHICH I SHOULD PROBABLY LINK, I'LL GET TO THAT: i CAN USE THE HUMAN YOUTUBE, aND ALSO SOME OTHER SITES, sOME OF WHICH ARE KIND OF
ODD,
CURRENT LOCATION: i'M WITH dAVE, hAVING FUN IN HIS RESPITEBLOCK, }:)
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AND I THINK I'LL PASS ON THAT OFFER.
SO YOU'RE BASICALLY STILL WHERE YOU WERE IN THE COMIC.
SO DAVE CAN GET INTO YOUR BUBBLE BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOURS, IS THAT HOW THAT WORKS?
I THOUGHT I REMEMBERED YOU WHIZZING INTO HIS BUBBLE OR SOMETHING IN THE COMIC.
OR WAS I MISREADING THAT?
WHAT ARE THESE OTHER ODD WEBSITES YOU CAN USE?
AND WHEN YOU SAY YOU CAN USE YOUTUBE, DOES THAT MEAN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN ACCOUNT THERE, OR YOU'RE JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT?
BRCAUSE YOUR ABILITY TO FEAST YOUR OCULAR GLOBES ON HUMAN VIDEOS REALLY DOESN'T MATTER HERE, IT'S WHETHER YOU HAVE SOME MEANS OF ACTUALLY POTENTIALLY COMMUNICATING WITH THE REST OF US IN A WAY THAT ISN'T OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE.
WAIT, IF YOU'RE ROLEPLAYING, YOU MUST HAVE A JOURNAL.
WHAT IS IT.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY BECAUSE IT'S SOME BIG ROLEPLAYING SECRET OR SOMETHING, JUST SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO KANAYA.
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dAVE'S AND MINE,
sO i HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE YET, i'M JUST STAYING HERE FOR NOW,
bUT, iT'S EXCITING TO THINK THAT i WILL SOON,
oR A LOT LATER LATER, tIME IS PRETY WEIRD HERE,
dOES dAVE COME, hE'S REALLY EXCITING,
hE HAS THIS GAME, oN HIS WEIRD HUMAN SYSTEM, tHAT i THINK i'M GETTING REALLY GOOD AT, aND A LOT OF PICTURES OF HIM HANGING UP NEAR THE WINDOW, hE LOOKS SO COOL IN THEM,
aND ALSO HE HAS A MUSIC MAKING THING, wITH VINTAGE HUMAN MUSIC DISCS,
aND A LOT OF PUPPETS, aND i THINK HE DOESN'T DISLIKE ME BECAUSE HE HASN'T MADE ME LEAVE, hE'S JUST IN THE OTHER ROOM DOING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW,
mOSTLY, tHERE WAS THAT WEBSITE THAT i DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT, wHICH dAVE HAS LINKED ON HIS COMPUTER,
bUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF MSPAINTADVENTURES.COM, iT'S A STORY ABOUT OUR EXILES, iT'S REALLY WEIRD TO SEE,
i HAVEN'T LOOKED AT THE REST OF THEIR INTERNET YET, tHE PUPPET SITE WAS SO UPSETTING, bUT i GUESS i COULD TRY IT OUT,
tHERE ARE SOME REALLY NICE VIDEOS ON YOUtUBE INVOLVING CATS, i KNOW THAT,
aND ALSO, tHIS PLACE IS KIND OF FUN, sOMETIMES,
wOW, i WROTE SO MUCH,
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TAVROS.
LOOK, IF I DON'T YELL AT YOU, WILL YOU STAY HERE.
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NAME: Vriska Serket!!!!!!!!
CRAZY STATUS: Contrary to popular opinion, my think pan is perfectly fine. The most fine, even!
LIVING STATUS: We already esta8lished this. I'm dead, dum8ass!
ALPHA OR BETA TIMELINE: Alpha. ::::\
ABLE TO LEAVE FUCKING DEATH BUBBLE: No.
ABLE TO USE TROLLIAN: Noooooooo.
ABLE TO USE ANYTHING BUT THIS FUCKING WEBSITE AND ALSO THAT JOURNAL KANAYA MADE WHICH I SHOULD PROBABLY LINK, I'LL GET TO THAT: No!!!!!!!! Oh my God, it's like the dum8 questions pile doesn't stop from getting taller.
CURRENT LOCATION: Right now, it's...LOMAT, I guess? Not the real one, o8viously, 8ut the creepy dream8u88le memory-hy8rid version of it.
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