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AND FOR THE RECORD, NO, I DID NOT INTEND TO BE GONE THIS LONG.
I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP AGAIN.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
THIS SEEMS BOTH UNNECESSARY AND REDUNDANT.
IS ANYONE ELSE FALLING ASLEEP IN THEIR DEATH BUBBLES OR AM I THE ONLY ONE?
ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I CAN REALLY CONTROL THE SLEEPING ANYMORE.
I FEEL LIKE FUCKING HARLEY.
BUT IF YOU CAN, AND YOU'RE ONE OF MY CHORUS OF NOOKWITS, I WOULD ADVISE YOU NOT TO DO IT, NO MATTER HOW TEMPTING YOUR RECUPERACOON LOOKS.
NO HORRORTERRORS ANYMORE, THANK FUCK, BUT NEITHER OF THOSE TWO TIMES WERE ON PURPOSE, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF I DELIBERATELY TRIED SLEEPING.
BUT I'M HERE NOW, SO LET'S GET DOWN TO SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS.
ALSO, I NOTICED LAST TIME NOBODY WAS ASKING ANYBODY BUT ME QUESTIONS.
"WHERE'S THAT CUTIE BOOTY ERIDAN AMPORA" DOES NOT COUNT.
SO I THOUGHT I'D MAKE A FUCKING LIST OF SOME OF THE THINGS YOU CAN ACTUALLY ASK THIS GAGGLE OF ASSHOLES I HAVE THE UNFORTUNATE CHORE OF HERDING AROUND.
TEREZI, NEPETA, VRISKA, ERIDAN: ASK THEM YOUR FUCKING ROLEPLAYING QUESTIONS, NOT ME.
SINCE THEY'RE THE ONES WHO HAVE ACTUALLY DONE THAT SHIT.
YOU PROBABLY WANT TO KEEP IN MIND THAT VRISKA AND ERIDAN ARE MORE INTO FLARP WHICH IS A LOT MORE VIOLENT THAN HUMAN ONLINE ROLEPLAYING, BUT THEY MIGHT STILL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU WITH CHARACTER-CREATION OR SOMETHING, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A HISTORICAL OC, THEY'RE INTO ALL THAT HISTORICAL RESEARCH SHIT.
DON'T ASK TAVROS FOR ROLEPLAYING ADVICE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET KILLED.
KANAYA CAN HELP YOU WITH FASHION.
HUMANS ARE MORE INTO THAT, RIGHT?
NEPETA KNOWS STUFF ABOUT INTERIOR DECORATING, HOW TO MAKE RUGS AND PAINTS AND STUFF FROM "SCRATCH".
SHE'S INTO ART TOO.
EQUIUS CAN HELP YOU WITH HEALTH AND FITNESS RELATED QUESTIONS.
EQUIUS IS ALSO INTO CLASSICAL ART BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
SOLLUX MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU WITH COMPUTER-RELATED QUESTIONS, IF HE EVER SHOWS UP.
I KNOW IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GRUBNET AND DIFFERENT SYSTEMS AND EVERYTHING, BUT HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY LEARNED A COUPLE OF YOUR PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES BY NOW.
I REMEMBER HIM RANTING AT ME ABOUT HUMAN GRUBNET STANDARDS OR SOMETHING ANYWAY.
PLUS A LOT OF YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HAVING MUTANT BRAINS SO MAYBE HE COULD HELP YOU COPE WITH THAT TOO OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.
GAMZEE AND TAVROS ARE INTO MUSIC.
I'VE SEEN A BUNCH OF YOU POSTING ABOUT THAT.
IF YOU WANT TO BE FREAKED OUT ABOUT THE UTTER AND COMPLETE MEANINGLESS OF YOUR EXISTENCE, TALK TO ARADIA.
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO WORK SOMETHING OUT IN YOUR THINKPAN, KANAYA AND TEREZI MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.
IF YOU'VE ALREADY GOT IT WORKED OUT, AND YOU JUST NEED SOME STUPID ENTHUSIAS------M TO GET YOU PUMPED UP ABOUT IT, TALK TO FEFERI. OR VRISKA.
SHE HAS ALL THE STUPID ENTHUSIASM. ALL OF IT. AND SHE COULD PROBABLY STAND TO SPARE SOME.
OR ASK TAVROS OR GAMZEE, THEY CAN GIVE YOU A USELESS PAT ON THE SPINAL CREVICE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
AND BECAUSE SHE'LL RAISE A FARMSTINK IF I DON'T MENTION HER, HARLEY CAN HELP YOU IF YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH YOURSELF. AND ALSO GIVE YOU ADVICE ON HOW TO BE A FUCKING IDIOT.
BUT THEY SHOULD REALLY BE TELLING YOU WHAT QUESTIONS THEY FEEL QUALIFIED TO ANSWER THEMSELVES, THEY KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR SHITTY HOBBIES THAN I DO.
AND AS FOR ME, I CAN ANSWER GENERAL ROM QUESTIONS AND QUESTIONS ABOUT LEADERSHIP.
FUCK, THIS IS GETTING TOO LONG, I'M GOING TO SPLIT THIS UP INTO A SECOND PART.
IF YOU'RE NOT ONE OF MY CHUCKLENOOKS, YOU CAN DISREGARD THE SECOND PART.
JUST ASK YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS.
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I AM A FUCKING FICTIONAL ALIEN FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION.
ALSO, I AM DEAD.
ALSO, MY PREVIOUS LIFE EXPERIENCE CONSISTED OF CREATING A UNIVERSE VERY MUCH LIKE THIS ONE, ALTHOUGH NOT THIS ONE, WITH SOME MINOR COSMETIC DIFFERENCES.
THEREFORE, I AM A GOD.
AND IN ORDER TO PROVIDE SOME PURPOSE TO MY CURRENT EXISTENCE, I HAVE GRACIOUSLY OFFERED MYSELF AND THE REST OF MY FUCKWITTED, EQUALLY MORE OR LESS DECEASED TEAM TO ANSWER SOME OF THE FUCKING QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE FOR A BUNCH OF ACTUAL GODS.
IS THAT SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YOUR ADDLED SPONGE TO PROCESS OR DO I NEED TO USE SMALLER FUCKING WORDS?
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THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY FUCKING REPORTED IN SUFFICIENTLY ON THEIR CURRENT WHEREABOUTS AND STATUS TO THE BEST OF THEIR KNOWLEDGE:
KANAYA
THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE DEMONSTRATED THAT THEY STILL FUCKING EXIST WITH A COMMENT BUT HAVE ONLY PROVIDED A HALF-ASSED DESCRIPTION OF THEIR CURRENT STATUS AND/OR WHEREABOUTS, IF ANY:
GAMZEE
ERIDAN
VRISKA
TEREZI
HARLEY, WHO IS NOT EVEN REALLY ON OUR TEAM, BUT WHATEVER.
ARADIA
MYSELF, BUT FUCK THAT ASSHOLE.
THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE NOT CHECKED IN SUFFICIENTLY AND NEED TO DO THAT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW:
EQUIUS.
YOU MADE LIKE ONE COMMENT TO ME AND THEN YOU FUCKING DISAPPEARED. AND THEN THE WHOLE THREAD DISAPPEARED. IT LOOKS LIKE THE MODS DELETED IT OR SOMETHING.
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING ABSCOND AND SEARCH?
IF YOU'RE EMBARASSED ABOUT HOW YOU DIED, GET OVER IT, WE ALL HAD CRAPPY STUPID DEATHS.
TAVROS.
I'VE SEEN YOU POSTING AROUND HERE.
YOU EVEN CHANGED YOUR QUIRK A LITTLE.
CHECK THE FUCK IN.
FEFERI
SOLLUX
NEPETA
SO SINCE JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY IS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH ANSWERING SIMPLE QUESTIONS, I MADE A CONVENIENT FORM THAT YOU CAN FILL OUT AT YOUR LEISURE.
HERE, I'LL GO FIRST.
NAME: YOUR FUCKING LEADER.
CRAZY STATUS: NOT YET.
NOT FOR THE UNIVERSE'S LACK OF TRYING.
LIVING STATUS: NOT ALIVE.
ALPHA OR BETA TIMELINE: BETA.
ABLE TO LEAVE FUCKING DEATH BUBBLE: NO.
ABLE TO USE TROLLIAN: NO.
ABLE TO USE ANYTHING BUT THIS FUCKING WEBSITE AND ALSO THAT JOURNAL KANAYA MADE WHICH I SHOULD PROBABLY LINK, I'LL GET TO THAT: NO.
CURRENT LOCATION: MY RESPITEBLOCK, MY HIVE.
STILL FUCKING TWELFTH PERIGREE'S EVE.
PREVIOUS MEMOS:
http://rpanoncomm.livejournal.com/13876.html?thread=127327796#t127327796
http://rpanoncomm.livejournal.com/13876.html?thread=126714420#t126714420
KANAYA'S JOURNAL:
http://tendtoenunciate.livejournal.com/663.html
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AND I'M SURE THE ADOLESCENT MUTATED KUNG-FU SHELLBEASTS MISS YOU TOO.
SO GO.
FLY INTO THEIR WAITING ARMS.
AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD.
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you're not funny. you're really aggravating.
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I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY, AND I AM, IN FACT, TRYING TO BE AGGRAVATING, BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING AGGRAVATING, SO NO, I CAN'T STOP, AND I AM FURTHERMORE NOT GOING TO STOP, I AM ABOUT AS FAR FROM STOPPING AS YOU ARE FROM BEING ANYTHING OTHER THAN A COMPLETE BLITHERING MORON, BECAUSE I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT I INTENDED TO DO.
EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT GETTING YOU TO ACTUALLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING THREAD.
THAT PART COULD USE SOME WORK.
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yOU CAUGHT ME, }:(
i THOUGHT i WAS DOING A GOOD JOB OF BLENDING IN, aND BEING CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE FOR HUMANS,
lIKE, wHEN PUPA PAN TALKED LIKE A PIRATE TO SAVE THE INDIAN PRINCESS, eXCEPT NO ONE NEEDED TO BE SAVED HERE, iT WAS JUST FOR FUN,
i GUESS i'M NOT REALLY, vERY GOOD AT IT,
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AND WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING SOONER.
THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING MEMO SINCE I DIED.
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING ROLEPLAYING
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wOW, kARKAT, i DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW ME THAT WELL,
tHAT'S PRETTY EXCITING, aCTUALLY, aND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE MAYBE WE'RE REALLY FRIENDS,
iNSTEAD OF JUST, pEOPLE WHO KNOW ONE ANOTHER, sO THEY HAVE TO TALK,
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OKAY, FORGET WHAT I SAID DOWN THERE.
I'M STILL GOING TO YELL AT YOU.
AND I'M YOUR FUCKING LEADER, OF COURSE I HAVE TO KNOW SOME SHIT ABOUT YOU.
LIKE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THAT SHIT ABOUT YOU.
AND ALSO ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS IN THAT FORM I MADE WHICH YOU AREN'T FILLING OUT.
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aND i'M NOT A FAST TYPIST LIKE
i GUESS, iT'S JUST A LOT LESS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME TO BE PLAYING PRETEND, oN THE HUMAN INTERNET,
iT'S REALLY FUN, yOU SHOULD PLAY WITH ME SOMETIME, }:)
oKAY, i'LL FILL IN YOUR THING,
NAME: tAVROS nITRAM,
CRAZY STATUS: sANE, dEFINITELY,
LIVING STATUS: dEAD,
ALPHA OR BETA TIMELINE: i'M NOT SURE, it'S ALL KIND OF CONFUSING,
ABLE TO LEAVE FUCKING DEATH BUBBLE: nO,
ABLE TO USE TROLLIAN: nOT, sO MUCH,
ABLE TO USE ANYTHING BUT THIS FUCKING WEBSITE AND ALSO THAT JOURNAL KANAYA MADE WHICH I SHOULD PROBABLY LINK, I'LL GET TO THAT: i CAN USE THE HUMAN YOUTUBE, aND ALSO SOME OTHER SITES, sOME OF WHICH ARE KIND OF
ODD,
CURRENT LOCATION: i'M WITH dAVE, hAVING FUN IN HIS RESPITEBLOCK, }:)
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AND I THINK I'LL PASS ON THAT OFFER.
SO YOU'RE BASICALLY STILL WHERE YOU WERE IN THE COMIC.
SO DAVE CAN GET INTO YOUR BUBBLE BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOURS, IS THAT HOW THAT WORKS?
I THOUGHT I REMEMBERED YOU WHIZZING INTO HIS BUBBLE OR SOMETHING IN THE COMIC.
OR WAS I MISREADING THAT?
WHAT ARE THESE OTHER ODD WEBSITES YOU CAN USE?
AND WHEN YOU SAY YOU CAN USE YOUTUBE, DOES THAT MEAN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN ACCOUNT THERE, OR YOU'RE JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT?
BRCAUSE YOUR ABILITY TO FEAST YOUR OCULAR GLOBES ON HUMAN VIDEOS REALLY DOESN'T MATTER HERE, IT'S WHETHER YOU HAVE SOME MEANS OF ACTUALLY POTENTIALLY COMMUNICATING WITH THE REST OF US IN A WAY THAT ISN'T OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE.
WAIT, IF YOU'RE ROLEPLAYING, YOU MUST HAVE A JOURNAL.
WHAT IS IT.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY BECAUSE IT'S SOME BIG ROLEPLAYING SECRET OR SOMETHING, JUST SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO KANAYA.
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