Haiku-Slammed
Player: Ardweden | Characters: God Yes
I am totally bonkers. Thanks to Nic (still no eljay) for this idea, and happy Haiku Day!
Psychic Shigeru
Went blind and could see again
Angsting the whole way
Gail, bitter Watcher
Hates and helps humanity
Especially you
After being vamped
Gail was perfectly happy
The first time ever
Isamu bullies
He'll hack possessed animals
While brave Youji runs
Deaf, Irish Ryan
Mechanic who just can't stop
Team stupidity
Alcinoe stands
Good and just: A paladin
With a bad accent
Katie, once normal
Found her innocence broken
It just couldn't last
Katherine's Katie
Older, with secrets and hate
She may have found love
Raisha brought answers
To the question: Who will win?
God or the pirate?
Impatient and brash
Jason was shot in the head
Why isn't he dead?
Rochelle likes TV
Lying around and lounging
But she's not a cat
Ada knows magic
Impossible for humans
Elves just don't notice
Sophie is ignored
I just can't keep attention
On a message board
Lou's only real friend
Was Thog - a bunny with wings
Don't tell them they're cute
Nasira's insane
She thinks falling down a cliff
Is called a "shortcut"
The cyborg schoolgirl
Rina had strength and armor
Yet was just hit twice
Murynal can find
Many things joyful and sad
But she won't show you
Erika Collins
Had a few problems, such as
Being the straight one
Mary lost her life
Tortured and burned in a fire
She haunts her father
A Clavat, Nikki
Has her dream job: She gossips
And teases Leran
The gypsy Terom
Despises the rich, such as
Player Characters
Herman holds a pipe
He says he hits things with it
But he hasn't yet
Small kobold Nestat
Can track through water and air
She's ranger danger
Tim was just a kid
He wanted to save a world
So he became War
Meredith was doomed
She was stuck - created for
The game with no start
Rei, Shigeru's child
Died twice and came back each time
With no clothes; it's cold
Ao has ambition
She'll make her team win, although
Kai's in denial
Shy gymnast Miya
First 'net character, remade
With a crush on Jack
I am totally bonkers. Thanks to Nic (still no eljay) for this idea, and happy Haiku Day!
Psychic Shigeru
Went blind and could see again
Angsting the whole way
Gail, bitter Watcher
Hates and helps humanity
Especially you
After being vamped
Gail was perfectly happy
The first time ever
Isamu bullies
He'll hack possessed animals
While brave Youji runs
Deaf, Irish Ryan
Mechanic who just can't stop
Team stupidity
Alcinoe stands
Good and just: A paladin
With a bad accent
Katie, once normal
Found her innocence broken
It just couldn't last
Katherine's Katie
Older, with secrets and hate
She may have found love
Raisha brought answers
To the question: Who will win?
God or the pirate?
Impatient and brash
Jason was shot in the head
Why isn't he dead?
Rochelle likes TV
Lying around and lounging
But she's not a cat
Ada knows magic
Impossible for humans
Elves just don't notice
Sophie is ignored
I just can't keep attention
On a message board
Lou's only real friend
Was Thog - a bunny with wings
Don't tell them they're cute
Nasira's insane
She thinks falling down a cliff
Is called a "shortcut"
The cyborg schoolgirl
Rina had strength and armor
Yet was just hit twice
Murynal can find
Many things joyful and sad
But she won't show you
Erika Collins
Had a few problems, such as
Being the straight one
Mary lost her life
Tortured and burned in a fire
She haunts her father
A Clavat, Nikki
Has her dream job: She gossips
And teases Leran
The gypsy Terom
Despises the rich, such as
Player Characters
Herman holds a pipe
He says he hits things with it
But he hasn't yet
Small kobold Nestat
Can track through water and air
She's ranger danger
Tim was just a kid
He wanted to save a world
So he became War
Meredith was doomed
She was stuck - created for
The game with no start
Rei, Shigeru's child
Died twice and came back each time
With no clothes; it's cold
Ao has ambition
She'll make her team win, although
Kai's in denial
Shy gymnast Miya
First 'net character, remade
With a crush on Jack