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Find a guy who calls you retarded instead of sweet, Who fakes static when you call him, Who will lie in your bed and act like they're sleeping so they don't have to listen, Who not only doesn't answer your phone calls-but directs them straight to voicemail, or Who will stay awake and watch howard stern just so you fall asleep. Wait for the boy who kisses your ass, just to get a piece of ass, Who doesn't recognize you in front of his friend -or if he does-it isn't til one of them hits on you, One who is constantly coming back to you when he realizes its 3AM and hes got nothing else and how lucky he is that you're desperate, The one that turns to his friends and says, "Yeah, im tapping that ass." haha