I know we've played this game before, but I don't quite remember the results. I think last time it was "who would play you in the movie of your life." This time it is "who would play you in the movie of OUR lives." Or more precisely, would play ANYONE. I couldn't think of anyone to play me, and I know Ross stands by Denzle. However, I've actually laughed out loud a couple times at this prospect and decided I needed to see what the rest of the cast would look like.
Ian - Jesse Eisenberg.
http://www.thecinemasource.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/jesse_eisenberg-adventureland-1.jpg I don't know why I find this so funny, but picturing him acting/impersonating Ian is great fun. So the question is "Who is playing who in 'The Locust Pack and Other Crazies' the movie of the book of a movie from a website." As Ian would say, Go, Go, Go!