LOL Quotes
Soooo after three hours of going through my stupid Facebook page, I managed to get all the quotes that I made as status messages over the last two years. Hurrah. And so I don't have to go looking for them all again I'm posting them here ;)
"Fullmetal Alchemist: We make you love them, then they die"
"It was easier to stay up all night than to get up early"
"There are two ways to wrap up a canceled or ending TV show. There's the oft employed looking back at an empty room and closing the door option. Then there's the "WTF! Let's stab their eyeballs with crazy!" approach. Guess which ones these guys chose?"
"I can't tell you just now what the moral of that is, but I shall remember it in a bit."
"Perhaps it hasn't one," Alice ventured to remark.
"Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."
"Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid League? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS!"
"Dreams die hard, but you hold them in your hand long after they turn to dust.”
"The book of love is long and boring. And written very long ago. It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes. And things we're all too young to know"
"I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter, 'cause all we have is... IS STINKIN' TUNA!"
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
"In laughter is the laughter of laughing like laughing people."
"It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept"
"Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that’s true strength."
"I don't think he's on the ship anymore" "Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser" "Yeah... he took the red one"
"In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize that only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere."
"Tourists! Prepare to die!"
"So, tell me, my little one-eyed one, on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?"
"You know Brian we are privileged to live in this particular age of television programming"
"Really, you think so? Seems to me that nearly all television these days is complete trash."
"Yes, quite right. But never before in history have we had such a wide selection of trash."
"Maybe it's not about being the best, maybe it's about finding the little things that get you through the day. Whether it's the support of someone close to you, or just letting yourself be overwhelmed....if only for a moment. Or being selfless every once and awhile. I dunno. I guess in the end, it's about surviving, anyway you can."
"An Artist's sketchbook is like their diary only without a lock and a key."
"People say that those who call others idiots are the real idiots. I don't care if I'm an idiot, so I'll call you one."
"Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out of it alive anyway"
"The sun was in my eyes Astrid! What do you want me to do? Block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have time right now!"
"The Australian artist Fred Williams was asked what makes a good painting? The artist replied “200 paintings!” "
"Oh honey, don't take this the wrong way but I almost have no faith in you"
"What type of operating system does it use?" "Vista!" "We're going to die!"
"No point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes"
"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word: sturdy. And it's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We having fishing, hunting and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see most places have mice or mosquitos, we have dragons."
"Leonard be serious, we're playing a game here"
"If you focus on what you've left behind, you'll never be able to see what lies ahead"
"It's a giant flying skeleton" "It's awesome!"
"Come on shake it up. What you got to lose? Go make your luck with the life you choose. If you want it all, lay it on the line. It's the only life you got, so you gotta live it big time"
"Boy rejects you? Attempt Suicide, he'll come to the rescue"
"I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday."
"CHICKEN! Ahaha, I'm gonna EAT you!"
"So you're supposed to give us advice." "Here's some advice. Stay alive."
"Hang on, oh! It's the truth calling. Wants to know why you never tell it"
“I think audiences get too comfortable and familiar in today’s movies. They believe everything they’re hearing and seeing. I like to shake that up.” - Christopher Nolan
"Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)" - Urban Dictionary
"They say revenge is a dish best served cold, they also say that revenge is sweet. So what I think they're trying to say is that revenge is Ice-cream"
"Sheldon is the best sitcom character since Chandler"
"Rings are mysterious. When you get used to wearing one, it's as natural as if you were born with it… I think rings are the things that bind memories to the person who wears them."
"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." - Alvin Toffler
"Every birthday my mum and dad would say: "You're another year older, another year wiser". But I still go to school to get an education, I treat each and every day like a mini-vacation."
"So you break into someone's house, call the owner a thief, and wave a sword in their face? What the hell kind of sense is that!?"
"*sigh* Suck the house into a parallel dimension one time!, and you just can't let it go can ya!?"
"You'll never catch me alive!" "You're a ghost"
"On April 27, 2010, DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg told The Hollywood Reporter that they were planning a How to Train Your Dragon 2. In addition, they were planning a television series and a live tour show. DreamWorks is targeting a release date of the Sequel sometime in the Summer of 2013."
"The statement below is false"
"The statement above is true"
“Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do; some… don’t ever want to.” - Cheshire Cat
The goal is to create a piece of advertising that is original and exciting yet intelligent and provocative. In other words, lots of things blowing up, occasionally interrupted by a girl in a bikini.-What The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy has to say on the subject of movie trailers
It's a book about a book about a film about a house that is a labyrinth. In short, a book that is a labyrinth. - A review for the 'House of Leaves'
"If a man speaks in the middle of the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"You want some cereal? I feel so good today I'm going to choose from the low fibre end of the shelf. Hello Honey Puffs!"
"Don't ruin my moment with your cold logic"
"Ugh sugartarts, haven't you ever heard the expression you eat what you are?"
"Haven't YOU ever heard the expression get the hell away from me?"
"Screw whether the spinning top falls in the end, I've got fanfiction." - Inception Fanfic
"I bought the airline. It seemed...neater."
"You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter... because we'll be together.”
"Do you know?
The speed at which cherry blossoms fall...
At what speed must I live,
To be able to see you again?
An animated chain of short stories - 5 centimeters per second.
A chain of short stories about their distance."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Rothschild Parker
Naoto: A straight answer, please. What is your true involvement with the murder case?
Yukiko: Weeeeell, we go rescuing people who've been kidnapped by jumping into the TV! And theeen, we do stuff like, "Persona!" with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows...
Naoto: *Sigh* Are you making fun of me?
Rise: Ish true! Personaaaa! (Passes Out)
"Oh don't mind me, I'm only a fictional character in a simulated universe, after all. I have nothing better to do, really. I'm just made up of a bunch of electrons floating around your console, and a few hundred kilobytes of data stored on your DHS disk... DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!"
"And do you know what the true meaning of role playing is? It means never being released on a Nintendo system." - Little Kuriboh
"From the moment that you're born, until the day you die, everything might kill you and a lot of things might try. So you got two choices and they're easy to compare: everything is dangerous or everything's just there" - Tom Smith
"Future is just a fancier version of the past"
Seeing isn't always believing, sometimes it just sends you into denial
"Be kind, rewind"
"The worst book in a trilogy is the fourth."
"The artist is nothing without the gift but the gift is nothing without work" - MrBadger on dA
"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea"
"You've got to learn the rules before you can break them"
"Hay! Iam Erin and Iam Christian and I LUV TWILIGHT. Espeshialy EDWARD CULLEN. Heis teh HAWTEST. I Luved all the Books and the Moovie. Now Iam writin storys for it."
"If you want to live in a JRPG, despite the fact that the storyline probably insists that friendship and cooperation can overcome any obstacle, never, ever rely on your friends to do anything useful ever."
"Nightmares should be more appreciated, they make the waking life more appealing"
"I've got a jar of dirt"
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
"Dibs on the rainbow"
"In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song. In this town, don't we love it now? Everyone is waiting for the next surprise!"
"I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it!"
"The lemur! It's earth bending!"
"I am your judge; executioner; jury; executioner; jailer; and, if necessary, your executioner"
"Uh, you said executioner three times"
"I like that part of the job."
"Not gonna Raichu a Love song, 'cause you asked Furret"
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom! Mushroom!
"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."
"I used to be an egotist, now I'm perfect"
“I’ve learned that people will forget what you say to them, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you make them feel.”
"Things change, people change, but that doesn't mean you should forget the past."
Remember, 'there's no dawn without a night, there's no victory without a fight, there's no rainbow without the rain, there's no happiness without pain.'
"It's FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination. I'm late because I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, 'cause all we have, is-is STINKING TUNA!"
"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others are bright. Some have weird names, but they have all learned to live together in the same box."
"Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac."
"Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking." -George Eliot
"Beware! I am the Box Ghost! I have power over all containers cardboard and square!"
"Destiny is never left to chance"
"Have you paused to contemplate the irony here? You're going to waste all of this time to build a machine in an attempt to STOP time, because you complain about not having enough time for games... when you could have just been using all of this time to play the games in the first place"
'The first sign of insanity: Talking to yourself. The second sign of insanity: Answering.'
'You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own and you know what you know. You're the guy who'll decide where you go.'
"A lesson without pain is meaningless, for you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return. But once you have overcome it and made it your own.... You will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart."
"Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?"
"Hypothesizing about never being born is meaningless. You’re living your own life. Experiences that only you know, feelings that only you feel, don’t deny them. You’re you."
"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"You're such a Smeg-Head"
"Talk, talking a lot, but it's still talk. Gotta love how it's somehow all on me. All the petty scenes and all the pretty things. Say whatever you want 'cause I can laugh it off"
"There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not."
"Enjoy what you draw and draw what you enjoy"
"Silence! I kill you!"
"Remember that time we pretended we were going to kill you? We were all 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NOOOO WAAAAAAY'. That was great"
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
"Why read words when you can just kill the stuff words tell you about?"
"I turn my head up to the sky. I focus one thought at a time."
"You can’t go forward if you keep looking back"
"Let's go techno-whiz, sidekick boy."
"Hey I resent that" "No, you represent that."
~Kamikaze airplanes in the sky. Are we going down or will we fly?~
"There will always be a 'lie' in be'lie've, an 'over' in l'over' an 'end' in fri'end's, 'us' in tr'us't and an 'if' in l'if'e."
"Ah, if it isn’t Dr. 'I had no friends when I was growing up, so all I did was watch TV by myself which is why I can now make constant pop cultural references which no one understands but me.' "
If you can't be a good exapmle, be a warning.
"It's been awhile since I killed anybody, wanna watch?"
"Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do I should warn you, you'll see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the Past. Aliens from the Future. The Day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be, The Trip of a Lifetime"
"Australia- where the spiders are so big they have health bars"
Penny: I work at The Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You're lactose intolerant.
"What? You've never seen a hypocrite before?"
"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, doorsbells and sleighbells and something with mittens, lalala something and noodles with string, these are a-"
"I'm all better now"
"I helped!"
"No bones, no Bones... I was the second 'Bones.' "
"Oh, very witty."
"Way to go, Zack. We went from geniuses to idiots in three seconds"
"I know a million secrets... Here's one. It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets...... secretly."
"You, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping all of this...raw Vikingness bottled up...there will be consequences!" "I'll take my chances."
"Bobsledding requires 3 things. Strength, Courage, ... and a guy named bob."
"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
"Beware for I am the Box Ghost!"
"One million for an overgrown dog?! Two million for an overgrown cloud?! Three million for an overgrown FICUS?! Chump change, for those ghosts pale in comparison to me, the Box Ghost! Imagine the value of a ghost that terrorizes with corrogated cardboard and the occasional roll of bubble wrap!"
"I am the Box Ghost! Fear me!"
"All the time that you were gone, I thought about how things went wrong. Now you're coming down to earth. Ok, hello, welcome to the world"
"Who needs Team Edward when you have Team Rocket"
"So there must've been a lot of lag back then because it took Jesus three days to respawn"
a true magician never gives away his secrets, google does
My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.
Winry: (throws a wrench at Ed) Hey! You! Don't mess up my automail! You know how hard I worked on that?!
Ed: Hell, if it's half as hard as you throw a wrench, I'd be surprised!
Hughes: What, you're the Fullmetal Alchemist?! Sorry, I had no idea you'd be so...
Ed:(thought) Go on, say 'little'. I dare you.
"I used to be normal..... then I met those losers I now call my best friends"
"Time is a trap. You can’t live in the past, the present doesn’t exist, and the future isn’t certain."
"I invite you to a world where there is no such thing as time, And every creature lends themselves to change your state of mind, And the girl that chased the rabbit drank the wine and took the pill, Has locked herself in limbo to see how it truly feels"
Dad asked me "If you were to fall down a rabbit hole where would you like to land?". My reply: "Narnia" :P
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer.
"Unbelievable! 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead.' Americans!"
"Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that, in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'wow, that's big' time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison bigness itsself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here"
"A ploddingly-written romantic comedy about a girl on her first day of school in a new town. Vampires are involved. ...The content of this book was almost physically painful for you to read." - Persona 4
Wonders why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT."
"And the princess and the idiot decided that their kiss didn't mean anything. Because in the end... they were both idiots."
Dr. Cox: I mean, what the hell? If I wanted my patients to be more depressed I'd just have them read Newbie's latest blog entry.
J.D.: "Why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome."
Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when when you know there's nothing new going on, you still go on and check it every 10 minutes.. ;P
"God! I hate England! I hate London! I'm glad we had a revolution! And the weather is lousy! And coffee! What is so hard about making a cup of black coffee?"
There are 4 things you cannot recover in life: the stone after its thrown. the word after its said. the occasion after its missed. the time after its gone.
"The grass is greener on the other side" doesn't apply when you live in Australia...
"But there's no sense crying over every mistake, You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun, For the people who are still alive"
I did NOT trip!! I was just checking the gravity...we're good, it still works.
Tis the season to spend money fa la la la la la la la la, I'm really broke and it's not funny fa la la la la la la la la.
Right THAT'S IT, I'm taking my housework to court for harassment & placing a restraining order against it so it can't come within 200mtrs of me or my home!!!
The door is everything, all that once was and all that will be. The door controls time and space, love and death. The door can your can see into your mind! the door can see into your soul!
"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality"
"You better pray to Martel one last time, pray to her for a painless death"
Farewell the jewel crown, Farewell the velvet gown, Watch it all come tumbling down, Goodbye to the crown
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Pumpkins scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween, everybody make a scene. Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama~ Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama DUCK!
The Game is a bizarre thing that you can’t win. Ever. Anyone reading this has lost, and so have I by typing it. The rules are as follows: Rule One: You are playing The Game. Rule Two: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose. Rule Three: Loss must be announced. The objective of The Game is to forget you’re playing The Game.
You know if you just put a glass of water on a mars bar you get 'Water on Mars'
"Fullmetal Alchemist: We make you love them, then they die"
"It was easier to stay up all night than to get up early"
"There are two ways to wrap up a canceled or ending TV show. There's the oft employed looking back at an empty room and closing the door option. Then there's the "WTF! Let's stab their eyeballs with crazy!" approach. Guess which ones these guys chose?"
"I can't tell you just now what the moral of that is, but I shall remember it in a bit."
"Perhaps it hasn't one," Alice ventured to remark.
"Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."
"Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid League? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS!"
"Dreams die hard, but you hold them in your hand long after they turn to dust.”
"The book of love is long and boring. And written very long ago. It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes. And things we're all too young to know"
"I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter, 'cause all we have is... IS STINKIN' TUNA!"
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
"In laughter is the laughter of laughing like laughing people."
"It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept"
"Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that’s true strength."
"I don't think he's on the ship anymore" "Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser" "Yeah... he took the red one"
"In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize that only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere."
"Tourists! Prepare to die!"
"So, tell me, my little one-eyed one, on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?"
"You know Brian we are privileged to live in this particular age of television programming"
"Really, you think so? Seems to me that nearly all television these days is complete trash."
"Yes, quite right. But never before in history have we had such a wide selection of trash."
"Maybe it's not about being the best, maybe it's about finding the little things that get you through the day. Whether it's the support of someone close to you, or just letting yourself be overwhelmed....if only for a moment. Or being selfless every once and awhile. I dunno. I guess in the end, it's about surviving, anyway you can."
"An Artist's sketchbook is like their diary only without a lock and a key."
"People say that those who call others idiots are the real idiots. I don't care if I'm an idiot, so I'll call you one."
"Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out of it alive anyway"
"The sun was in my eyes Astrid! What do you want me to do? Block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have time right now!"
"The Australian artist Fred Williams was asked what makes a good painting? The artist replied “200 paintings!” "
"Oh honey, don't take this the wrong way but I almost have no faith in you"
"What type of operating system does it use?" "Vista!" "We're going to die!"
"No point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes"
"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word: sturdy. And it's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We having fishing, hunting and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see most places have mice or mosquitos, we have dragons."
"Leonard be serious, we're playing a game here"
"If you focus on what you've left behind, you'll never be able to see what lies ahead"
"It's a giant flying skeleton" "It's awesome!"
"Come on shake it up. What you got to lose? Go make your luck with the life you choose. If you want it all, lay it on the line. It's the only life you got, so you gotta live it big time"
"Boy rejects you? Attempt Suicide, he'll come to the rescue"
"I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday."
"CHICKEN! Ahaha, I'm gonna EAT you!"
"So you're supposed to give us advice." "Here's some advice. Stay alive."
"Hang on, oh! It's the truth calling. Wants to know why you never tell it"
“I think audiences get too comfortable and familiar in today’s movies. They believe everything they’re hearing and seeing. I like to shake that up.” - Christopher Nolan
"Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)" - Urban Dictionary
"They say revenge is a dish best served cold, they also say that revenge is sweet. So what I think they're trying to say is that revenge is Ice-cream"
"Sheldon is the best sitcom character since Chandler"
"Rings are mysterious. When you get used to wearing one, it's as natural as if you were born with it… I think rings are the things that bind memories to the person who wears them."
"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." - Alvin Toffler
"Every birthday my mum and dad would say: "You're another year older, another year wiser". But I still go to school to get an education, I treat each and every day like a mini-vacation."
"So you break into someone's house, call the owner a thief, and wave a sword in their face? What the hell kind of sense is that!?"
"*sigh* Suck the house into a parallel dimension one time!, and you just can't let it go can ya!?"
"You'll never catch me alive!" "You're a ghost"
"On April 27, 2010, DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg told The Hollywood Reporter that they were planning a How to Train Your Dragon 2. In addition, they were planning a television series and a live tour show. DreamWorks is targeting a release date of the Sequel sometime in the Summer of 2013."
"The statement below is false"
"The statement above is true"
“Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do; some… don’t ever want to.” - Cheshire Cat
The goal is to create a piece of advertising that is original and exciting yet intelligent and provocative. In other words, lots of things blowing up, occasionally interrupted by a girl in a bikini.-What The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy has to say on the subject of movie trailers
It's a book about a book about a film about a house that is a labyrinth. In short, a book that is a labyrinth. - A review for the 'House of Leaves'
"If a man speaks in the middle of the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"You want some cereal? I feel so good today I'm going to choose from the low fibre end of the shelf. Hello Honey Puffs!"
"Don't ruin my moment with your cold logic"
"Ugh sugartarts, haven't you ever heard the expression you eat what you are?"
"Haven't YOU ever heard the expression get the hell away from me?"
"Screw whether the spinning top falls in the end, I've got fanfiction." - Inception Fanfic
"I bought the airline. It seemed...neater."
"You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter... because we'll be together.”
"Do you know?
The speed at which cherry blossoms fall...
At what speed must I live,
To be able to see you again?
An animated chain of short stories - 5 centimeters per second.
A chain of short stories about their distance."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Rothschild Parker
Naoto: A straight answer, please. What is your true involvement with the murder case?
Yukiko: Weeeeell, we go rescuing people who've been kidnapped by jumping into the TV! And theeen, we do stuff like, "Persona!" with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows...
Naoto: *Sigh* Are you making fun of me?
Rise: Ish true! Personaaaa! (Passes Out)
"Oh don't mind me, I'm only a fictional character in a simulated universe, after all. I have nothing better to do, really. I'm just made up of a bunch of electrons floating around your console, and a few hundred kilobytes of data stored on your DHS disk... DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!"
"And do you know what the true meaning of role playing is? It means never being released on a Nintendo system." - Little Kuriboh
"From the moment that you're born, until the day you die, everything might kill you and a lot of things might try. So you got two choices and they're easy to compare: everything is dangerous or everything's just there" - Tom Smith
"Future is just a fancier version of the past"
Seeing isn't always believing, sometimes it just sends you into denial
"Be kind, rewind"
"The worst book in a trilogy is the fourth."
"The artist is nothing without the gift but the gift is nothing without work" - MrBadger on dA
"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea"
"You've got to learn the rules before you can break them"
"Hay! Iam Erin and Iam Christian and I LUV TWILIGHT. Espeshialy EDWARD CULLEN. Heis teh HAWTEST. I Luved all the Books and the Moovie. Now Iam writin storys for it."
"If you want to live in a JRPG, despite the fact that the storyline probably insists that friendship and cooperation can overcome any obstacle, never, ever rely on your friends to do anything useful ever."
"Nightmares should be more appreciated, they make the waking life more appealing"
"I've got a jar of dirt"
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
"Dibs on the rainbow"
"In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song. In this town, don't we love it now? Everyone is waiting for the next surprise!"
"I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it!"
"The lemur! It's earth bending!"
"I am your judge; executioner; jury; executioner; jailer; and, if necessary, your executioner"
"Uh, you said executioner three times"
"I like that part of the job."
"Not gonna Raichu a Love song, 'cause you asked Furret"
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom! Mushroom!
"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."
"I used to be an egotist, now I'm perfect"
“I’ve learned that people will forget what you say to them, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you make them feel.”
"Things change, people change, but that doesn't mean you should forget the past."
Remember, 'there's no dawn without a night, there's no victory without a fight, there's no rainbow without the rain, there's no happiness without pain.'
"It's FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination. I'm late because I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, 'cause all we have, is-is STINKING TUNA!"
"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others are bright. Some have weird names, but they have all learned to live together in the same box."
"Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac."
"Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking." -George Eliot
"Beware! I am the Box Ghost! I have power over all containers cardboard and square!"
"Destiny is never left to chance"
"Have you paused to contemplate the irony here? You're going to waste all of this time to build a machine in an attempt to STOP time, because you complain about not having enough time for games... when you could have just been using all of this time to play the games in the first place"
'The first sign of insanity: Talking to yourself. The second sign of insanity: Answering.'
'You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own and you know what you know. You're the guy who'll decide where you go.'
"A lesson without pain is meaningless, for you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return. But once you have overcome it and made it your own.... You will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart."
"Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?"
"Hypothesizing about never being born is meaningless. You’re living your own life. Experiences that only you know, feelings that only you feel, don’t deny them. You’re you."
"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"You're such a Smeg-Head"
"Talk, talking a lot, but it's still talk. Gotta love how it's somehow all on me. All the petty scenes and all the pretty things. Say whatever you want 'cause I can laugh it off"
"There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not."
"Enjoy what you draw and draw what you enjoy"
"Silence! I kill you!"
"Remember that time we pretended we were going to kill you? We were all 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NOOOO WAAAAAAY'. That was great"
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
"Why read words when you can just kill the stuff words tell you about?"
"I turn my head up to the sky. I focus one thought at a time."
"You can’t go forward if you keep looking back"
"Let's go techno-whiz, sidekick boy."
"Hey I resent that" "No, you represent that."
~Kamikaze airplanes in the sky. Are we going down or will we fly?~
"There will always be a 'lie' in be'lie've, an 'over' in l'over' an 'end' in fri'end's, 'us' in tr'us't and an 'if' in l'if'e."
"Ah, if it isn’t Dr. 'I had no friends when I was growing up, so all I did was watch TV by myself which is why I can now make constant pop cultural references which no one understands but me.' "
If you can't be a good exapmle, be a warning.
"It's been awhile since I killed anybody, wanna watch?"
"Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do I should warn you, you'll see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the Past. Aliens from the Future. The Day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be, The Trip of a Lifetime"
"Australia- where the spiders are so big they have health bars"
Penny: I work at The Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You're lactose intolerant.
"What? You've never seen a hypocrite before?"
"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, doorsbells and sleighbells and something with mittens, lalala something and noodles with string, these are a-"
"I'm all better now"
"I helped!"
"No bones, no Bones... I was the second 'Bones.' "
"Oh, very witty."
"Way to go, Zack. We went from geniuses to idiots in three seconds"
"I know a million secrets... Here's one. It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets...... secretly."
"You, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping all of this...raw Vikingness bottled up...there will be consequences!" "I'll take my chances."
"Bobsledding requires 3 things. Strength, Courage, ... and a guy named bob."
"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
"Beware for I am the Box Ghost!"
"One million for an overgrown dog?! Two million for an overgrown cloud?! Three million for an overgrown FICUS?! Chump change, for those ghosts pale in comparison to me, the Box Ghost! Imagine the value of a ghost that terrorizes with corrogated cardboard and the occasional roll of bubble wrap!"
"I am the Box Ghost! Fear me!"
"All the time that you were gone, I thought about how things went wrong. Now you're coming down to earth. Ok, hello, welcome to the world"
"Who needs Team Edward when you have Team Rocket"
"So there must've been a lot of lag back then because it took Jesus three days to respawn"
a true magician never gives away his secrets, google does
My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.
Winry: (throws a wrench at Ed) Hey! You! Don't mess up my automail! You know how hard I worked on that?!
Ed: Hell, if it's half as hard as you throw a wrench, I'd be surprised!
Hughes: What, you're the Fullmetal Alchemist?! Sorry, I had no idea you'd be so...
Ed:(thought) Go on, say 'little'. I dare you.
"I used to be normal..... then I met those losers I now call my best friends"
"Time is a trap. You can’t live in the past, the present doesn’t exist, and the future isn’t certain."
"I invite you to a world where there is no such thing as time, And every creature lends themselves to change your state of mind, And the girl that chased the rabbit drank the wine and took the pill, Has locked herself in limbo to see how it truly feels"
Dad asked me "If you were to fall down a rabbit hole where would you like to land?". My reply: "Narnia" :P
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer.
"Unbelievable! 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead.' Americans!"
"Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that, in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'wow, that's big' time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison bigness itsself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here"
"A ploddingly-written romantic comedy about a girl on her first day of school in a new town. Vampires are involved. ...The content of this book was almost physically painful for you to read." - Persona 4
Wonders why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT."
"And the princess and the idiot decided that their kiss didn't mean anything. Because in the end... they were both idiots."
Dr. Cox: I mean, what the hell? If I wanted my patients to be more depressed I'd just have them read Newbie's latest blog entry.
J.D.: "Why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome."
Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when when you know there's nothing new going on, you still go on and check it every 10 minutes.. ;P
"God! I hate England! I hate London! I'm glad we had a revolution! And the weather is lousy! And coffee! What is so hard about making a cup of black coffee?"
There are 4 things you cannot recover in life: the stone after its thrown. the word after its said. the occasion after its missed. the time after its gone.
"The grass is greener on the other side" doesn't apply when you live in Australia...
"But there's no sense crying over every mistake, You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun, For the people who are still alive"
I did NOT trip!! I was just checking the gravity...we're good, it still works.
Tis the season to spend money fa la la la la la la la la, I'm really broke and it's not funny fa la la la la la la la la.
Right THAT'S IT, I'm taking my housework to court for harassment & placing a restraining order against it so it can't come within 200mtrs of me or my home!!!
The door is everything, all that once was and all that will be. The door controls time and space, love and death. The door can your can see into your mind! the door can see into your soul!
"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality"
"You better pray to Martel one last time, pray to her for a painless death"
Farewell the jewel crown, Farewell the velvet gown, Watch it all come tumbling down, Goodbye to the crown
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Pumpkins scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween, everybody make a scene. Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama~ Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama DUCK!
The Game is a bizarre thing that you can’t win. Ever. Anyone reading this has lost, and so have I by typing it. The rules are as follows: Rule One: You are playing The Game. Rule Two: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose. Rule Three: Loss must be announced. The objective of The Game is to forget you’re playing The Game.
You know if you just put a glass of water on a mars bar you get 'Water on Mars'