The oddity that is Dexter
Dexter...
bathes himself like a cat.
likes to put his whole hind paw in his mouth and chew on it.
is as gentle as a lamb with young puppies and small breeds but a rough bastard with big dogs and humans.
farts.
burps.
has ears that can't make up their mind on how to lay or even if they want to lay.
attacks carpet.
spills water when he's done drinking.
sits by the front door when he wants to go out.
studies birds.
has webbed toes.
has to jump over the last two bottom steps of the stairs.
likes to bury his muzzle in between the cushions of the sofa.
does not potty on walks.
bathes himself like a cat.
likes to put his whole hind paw in his mouth and chew on it.
is as gentle as a lamb with young puppies and small breeds but a rough bastard with big dogs and humans.
farts.
burps.
has ears that can't make up their mind on how to lay or even if they want to lay.
attacks carpet.
spills water when he's done drinking.
sits by the front door when he wants to go out.
studies birds.
has webbed toes.
has to jump over the last two bottom steps of the stairs.
likes to bury his muzzle in between the cushions of the sofa.
does not potty on walks.