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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I stole lonesquash's purse (-30 points). In October I set wedgeofcheese's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to xlive_xtox_bex in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (224 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
roz_is_bozz