Fuck why is this fitting
Oh my god. So. Sasunaka-chan was taking a quiz and reading some of the options, which were fucking hilarious. She got Chibi Seme and told me, "Hey, you should take this, find out what you are." I was like, "Oh my god...what site is it?"
"It's semeuke.com."
"Seriously?"
So I took it! It was so fun, hahaha! The options, omgoodness... So I go through it all, laughing, and going "um..." and shit, and finally get to the last one. It asked, "Are you usually on top or bottom?" One of the options was "Do you mean bunk beds?" I laughed and was like, "Oh my god yes." But another option was, "Are you trying to be a wiseass?" And I was like, "Yeah...yeah, you are, aren't you? And I'm not really all THAT innocent...though I'd definitely think that first if I didn't know what the quiz was about..." So I chose the wiseass one.
And I got Chibi Seme. I paused, my mouth gaping. "Ah...wha....buh........a-ah..." Lyss asked (she prob'ly glanced over, I couldn't see her face for the fridges between us), "Did you get the same thing as me?"
"Y-yeah..."
"That's creepy."
So I went back to the final question and chose the funny option (the one that was more me anyway) and hit Submit to My Fate.
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
"Oh my god..."
"What'd you get?"
"...Clueless Uke. Hahaha!"
"Ha!" m-mocking me...
I read the first two sentences. "...Oh my god. Oh dammit. This is SO me. Hahaha!" I read on. "Yeah...yeah fuck, this is me." So I read it ta Sasunaka-chan.
"Wow. Why is that you?"
"Hahahaha! Oh goddammit."
So it's pretty much perfectly right everywhere. Every word. Aaaaall me. The picture is even a blonde pale guy making the peace sign and smiling. All like, "Hi there!" So. Fucking. Perfect. THIS IS MY DESTINYYYYYYYY /JUMPS OFF THE TOP BUNK IN FRUSTRATION
GODDAMMIT. I-I knew I'd be uke... I could never be seme hahahaha... But I'd wanna top SOMEtimes!!!
"It's semeuke.com."
"Seriously?"
So I took it! It was so fun, hahaha! The options, omgoodness... So I go through it all, laughing, and going "um..." and shit, and finally get to the last one. It asked, "Are you usually on top or bottom?" One of the options was "Do you mean bunk beds?" I laughed and was like, "Oh my god yes." But another option was, "Are you trying to be a wiseass?" And I was like, "Yeah...yeah, you are, aren't you? And I'm not really all THAT innocent...though I'd definitely think that first if I didn't know what the quiz was about..." So I chose the wiseass one.
And I got Chibi Seme. I paused, my mouth gaping. "Ah...wha....buh........a-ah..." Lyss asked (she prob'ly glanced over, I couldn't see her face for the fridges between us), "Did you get the same thing as me?"
"Y-yeah..."
"That's creepy."
So I went back to the final question and chose the funny option (the one that was more me anyway) and hit Submit to My Fate.
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
"Oh my god..."
"What'd you get?"
"...Clueless Uke. Hahaha!"
"Ha!" m-mocking me...
I read the first two sentences. "...Oh my god. Oh dammit. This is SO me. Hahaha!" I read on. "Yeah...yeah fuck, this is me." So I read it ta Sasunaka-chan.
"Wow. Why is that you?"
"Hahahaha! Oh goddammit."
So it's pretty much perfectly right everywhere. Every word. Aaaaall me. The picture is even a blonde pale guy making the peace sign and smiling. All like, "Hi there!" So. Fucking. Perfect. THIS IS MY DESTINYYYYYYYY /JUMPS OFF THE TOP BUNK IN FRUSTRATION
GODDAMMIT. I-I knew I'd be uke... I could never be seme hahahaha... But I'd wanna top SOMEtimes!!!