CROSS HAD A PAST!!!
OKAY OKAY SO. I downloaded the *~*NEW*~* D.Gray Illustration artbook, Noche, and got it SUPAAAA HIGH QUALITY and so lookin' and, page 12-- it went like this:
Ooooh, cool~ Everyone from way back when! Bak Chaaaan, and Komui when he was a little science guy, little Lenalee L-Lenalee orz, the third exorcist guys, and--
Wait. Allen, what're you doing here, everyone's from their younger days, what-- . . . wait. . . . Smoking. Allen doesn't-- . . . ! ;ladsf;lkj;lkjsdfasf; CROSS!!!?!????! OH MY GOD he-- he looks just like-- the same fashion-- oh god wow a;dlsf;ljkd;jlfks;lkjdsaf asfdlj;kadsjl;kfa sj;lkafsd HOW OLD WAS HE HERE.
a;lsf;ads;fs how old was he then wooow this is so amazing. Cross is like a force, I dunno, a rule of the world, some invincible ghost, I never thought for a moment that there was a time before the crazy sexy hair and the half mask and the bigass gun and Maria which is kinda stupid, since he's human too, but c'mon, he's Cross motherfuckin' Marian ;jlasf he looks just like Allen when his hair science!magically GREW and he put it in a ponytail I NEED TO SEE HIS FACE.
O-oh god. The crack theories this will (and prob'ly already has, God, I'm so outta the fandom circle) bring on Cross bein' Allen's dad or something f;alsjd I'm even entertaining the thought ;ads NO IT WOULD BE SO WEIRD OH MY GOD. I can just imagine Allen's trauma.
"Allen, Cross is your father." [SRS FAIS]
". . . what." [srsly wat did u say]
"Cross Marian is your father."
". . . You're joking, right?" [this INCREDULOUS FACE]
"No." [i'm so sorry]
". . . . . ." [surpais comedic trauma face] ". . . . . N- . . . oh, God, please be joking."
[does this srsfais look like it's joking]
". . . you're serious." [--faints]
. . . Now I sorta wanna see it. Maaaan, if only-- ASHOREEEEE. COME BAAAAAAAACK. IZZIE/IIA DROOOOOP HIIIIIIIIM FACE IT YOU SUUUUUUCK BAAAAAAAAAALLS Ashoree would do it. I know just the right curse, too... and Link would be the perfect one the break the news. Or it could be that one soap opera curse! It would be even better if someone apped Cross again. He'd deny Allen being his son lolololol oh my god yes
...ANYWAY. Fuck maybe it's just 'cause Allen is hot but CROSS WAS HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER. ...A DIFFERENT KIND OF HOT THAN HE IS NOW. ...WAS. IS.
Ooooh, cool~ Everyone from way back when! Bak Chaaaan, and Komui when he was a little science guy, little Lenalee L-Lenalee orz, the third exorcist guys, and--
Wait. Allen, what're you doing here, everyone's from their younger days, what-- . . . wait. . . . Smoking. Allen doesn't-- . . . ! ;ladsf;lkj;lkjsdfasf; CROSS!!!?!????! OH MY GOD he-- he looks just like-- the same fashion-- oh god wow a;dlsf;ljkd;jlfks;lkjdsaf asfdlj;kadsjl;kfa sj;lkafsd HOW OLD WAS HE HERE.
a;lsf;ads;fs how old was he then wooow this is so amazing. Cross is like a force, I dunno, a rule of the world, some invincible ghost, I never thought for a moment that there was a time before the crazy sexy hair and the half mask and the bigass gun and Maria which is kinda stupid, since he's human too, but c'mon, he's Cross motherfuckin' Marian ;jlasf he looks just like Allen when his hair science!magically GREW and he put it in a ponytail I NEED TO SEE HIS FACE.
O-oh god. The crack theories this will (and prob'ly already has, God, I'm so outta the fandom circle) bring on Cross bein' Allen's dad or something f;alsjd I'm even entertaining the thought ;ads NO IT WOULD BE SO WEIRD OH MY GOD. I can just imagine Allen's trauma.
"Allen, Cross is your father." [SRS FAIS]
". . . what." [srsly wat did u say]
"Cross Marian is your father."
". . . You're joking, right?" [this INCREDULOUS FACE]
"No." [i'm so sorry]
". . . . . ." [surpais comedic trauma face] ". . . . . N- . . . oh, God, please be joking."
[does this srsfais look like it's joking]
". . . you're serious." [--faints]
. . . Now I sorta wanna see it. Maaaan, if only-- ASHOREEEEE. COME BAAAAAAAACK. IZZIE/IIA DROOOOOP HIIIIIIIIM FACE IT YOU SUUUUUUCK BAAAAAAAAAALLS Ashoree would do it. I know just the right curse, too... and Link would be the perfect one the break the news. Or it could be that one soap opera curse! It would be even better if someone apped Cross again. He'd deny Allen being his son lolololol oh my god yes
...ANYWAY. Fuck maybe it's just 'cause Allen is hot but CROSS WAS HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER. ...A DIFFERENT KIND OF HOT THAN HE IS NOW. ...WAS. IS.