Because I Start to Get Loopy Before I Go to Bed.....

[roysbrat]

This is a conversation on AIM between me and my friend Nick. WARNING: I get really wonko as the night goes on, and I start to say bizarre things. Really. Ask anyone.

NICK:
just saw online, a 9 year old is predicting a hamster flu since there is already a bird flu and a swine flu
in case you were wondering
lol

ME:
LOL
It won't get me.

NICK:
me either

ME:
I'm the one trying to free them from Meijer all the time.
They love me.

NICK:
well that is apparently where we differ then
lol
they can smell the death on me {he works in a lab}

ME:
Well, as long as I'm safe ;) ....

NICK:
yeah you're cool, but i am still going to be immune
i spent too much time with them not to be

ME:
lol
that's what they want you to think

NICK:
oh no!

ME:
I'm just saying
I'll visit you in the hospital

NICK:
ok, phew
good to know

ME:
ya know, before the hamsters eat your body
that's the final stage
hamsters just show up
and munch

NICK:
makes sense
they are really good at eating their own young

ME:
...........ew.