I know I never do these things, but..
FIRSTS.
First best friend: Gah, I can't remember his name. Sheesh, that was like half a century ago.
First car: 19?? Rust colored Hooptie. Never paid attention to what kind it was.
First real kiss: Define real.
First break-up: One of several Heathers I dated over the years. She stiffed me for about $1200 in bills. Learned a good lesson that way.
First screen name: fur, TeddyDevil, Ryleh
First self purchased album: Hmmm.. Kraftwerk RadioActivity. Hmmm.. My last CD purchased was also a Kraftwerk. *queue twilite zone music*
First funeral: First one I really remember was my grandfathers. Being the oldest grandson I had to give a speech. Yeeeach!
First pets: A dog named Sparky and a cat named Candy. Makes for interesting 'stripper names' if you know what I'm talking about.
First piercing/tattoo: Left ear in college. Wanted to be cool. Hey, it WAS the 80's you know.
First credit card: Who knows? Some mastercard I cancelled long ago due to nutty interest rates.
First true love: Ellen.
First enemy: Fred Osterrich. Playground enemy from middle school to junior high. His time is coming. I'm still plotting the revenge.
First big trip: My ENTIRE family (aka all aunts & uncles & cousins) rented five Winnibegos (sp) and took a cross country trip from Chicago to Maine and up into Canada. It was the greatest trip ever.
First musician you remember hearing in your house: Kingston Trio, my father was a big fan.
LASTS.
Last car ride: Drove to work.
Last kiss: A little smooch from my wife before she left in the morning.
Last good cry: Boys don't cry.
Last library book checked out: What's a library? Why borrow when you can own?
Last movie seen: Well if you don't count 10 minutes of American Pie that was on TV, it was probably DareDevil while playing Settlers of Catan at my inlaws place.
Last beverage drank: Drinking coffee now!
Last food consumed: Snitched a chocy cookie on my way out this morning. Although for reason there was a GooGoo Cluster on my chair at work when I got in. That's next!
Last crush: Amber, my wife. Unless you count Michelle Tractenberg. She just turned 18 now, so I can't stop thinking bad dirty old man things!
Last phone call: the wifey, she always calls at 9 to make sure I'm "not in a ditch" and made it into work ok.
Last time showered: 8AM
Last shoes worn: Currently some black Kenneth Coles, last would be running shoes for walking at the mall.
Last cd played: Some old skool rap compilation. It had this great song by LL Cool J, where he can't live without his radio. Which I now realize was a huge inspiration/source of samples for one of my all time fav bands Pop Will Eat Itself. They use the sample "couldn't survive without my radio" in multiple tracks.
Last item bought: Groceries at the store last night. Mostly cookies and brownie mixes. Amber and I made a ton for her to take into work today.
Last annoyance: Dying in the Cold Plains from some lightning enchanted boss, who exploded on its death taking out my and my merc. (It's a Diablo thing.)
Last disappointment: Not getting a $20K raise at work :-)
Last time wanting to die: Whatever!!
Last time scolded: I'm actually out of the dog house at the moment. It won't last long.
Last shirt worn: Some designer long sleeve black shirt. I can't read the tag while I'm wearing it!!
Last website visited: MC Chris. Guy who does the Fette's Vette song. For some reason it got stuck in my head this morning walking in from the car.
First best friend: Gah, I can't remember his name. Sheesh, that was like half a century ago.
First car: 19?? Rust colored Hooptie. Never paid attention to what kind it was.
First real kiss: Define real.
First break-up: One of several Heathers I dated over the years. She stiffed me for about $1200 in bills. Learned a good lesson that way.
First screen name: fur, TeddyDevil, Ryleh
First self purchased album: Hmmm.. Kraftwerk RadioActivity. Hmmm.. My last CD purchased was also a Kraftwerk. *queue twilite zone music*
First funeral: First one I really remember was my grandfathers. Being the oldest grandson I had to give a speech. Yeeeach!
First pets: A dog named Sparky and a cat named Candy. Makes for interesting 'stripper names' if you know what I'm talking about.
First piercing/tattoo: Left ear in college. Wanted to be cool. Hey, it WAS the 80's you know.
First credit card: Who knows? Some mastercard I cancelled long ago due to nutty interest rates.
First true love: Ellen.
First enemy: Fred Osterrich. Playground enemy from middle school to junior high. His time is coming. I'm still plotting the revenge.
First big trip: My ENTIRE family (aka all aunts & uncles & cousins) rented five Winnibegos (sp) and took a cross country trip from Chicago to Maine and up into Canada. It was the greatest trip ever.
First musician you remember hearing in your house: Kingston Trio, my father was a big fan.
LASTS.
Last car ride: Drove to work.
Last kiss: A little smooch from my wife before she left in the morning.
Last good cry: Boys don't cry.
Last library book checked out: What's a library? Why borrow when you can own?
Last movie seen: Well if you don't count 10 minutes of American Pie that was on TV, it was probably DareDevil while playing Settlers of Catan at my inlaws place.
Last beverage drank: Drinking coffee now!
Last food consumed: Snitched a chocy cookie on my way out this morning. Although for reason there was a GooGoo Cluster on my chair at work when I got in. That's next!
Last crush: Amber, my wife. Unless you count Michelle Tractenberg. She just turned 18 now, so I can't stop thinking bad dirty old man things!
Last phone call: the wifey, she always calls at 9 to make sure I'm "not in a ditch" and made it into work ok.
Last time showered: 8AM
Last shoes worn: Currently some black Kenneth Coles, last would be running shoes for walking at the mall.
Last cd played: Some old skool rap compilation. It had this great song by LL Cool J, where he can't live without his radio. Which I now realize was a huge inspiration/source of samples for one of my all time fav bands Pop Will Eat Itself. They use the sample "couldn't survive without my radio" in multiple tracks.
Last item bought: Groceries at the store last night. Mostly cookies and brownie mixes. Amber and I made a ton for her to take into work today.
Last annoyance: Dying in the Cold Plains from some lightning enchanted boss, who exploded on its death taking out my and my merc. (It's a Diablo thing.)
Last disappointment: Not getting a $20K raise at work :-)
Last time wanting to die: Whatever!!
Last time scolded: I'm actually out of the dog house at the moment. It won't last long.
Last shirt worn: Some designer long sleeve black shirt. I can't read the tag while I'm wearing it!!
Last website visited: MC Chris. Guy who does the Fette's Vette song. For some reason it got stuck in my head this morning walking in from the car.