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Jun 30, 2004 22:16

wow i just got punked.......check it out:

Bow2meufool: yo what up
RoyMan10334: YO YO YO
RoyMan10334: what have you been up to
Bow2meufool: work work work
RoyMan10334: sam here
RoyMan10334: same
Bow2meufool: yeah man
RoyMan10334: i know
RoyMan10334: im beat
Bow2meufool: me too man
Bow2meufool: i had to work at 5 today
RoyMan10334: in the mroning?
Bow2meufool: yes
RoyMan10334: haha
RoyMan10334: that suck
RoyMan10334: at least you dont have bitches telling you what to do
RoyMan10334: did ben call you
Bow2meufool: yes
RoyMan10334: are you going
Bow2meufool: sure am
RoyMan10334: tight
Bow2meufool: yes
Bow2meufool: i have the coolest name ever picked out for my little girl
Bow2meufool: oh i forgot to tell you im pregnant
RoyMan10334: youre pregANT!?
RoyMan10334: WHOS THE LUCKY GUY
RoyMan10334: oops
Bow2meufool: seth
RoyMan10334: my bad about caps
RoyMan10334: thats cool
Bow2meufool: its okay
Bow2meufool: yeah so if its a girl her name with be taryn
RoyMan10334: if you serious im not talking to you anymore
RoyMan10334: ever
Bow2meufool: why
RoyMan10334: because
Bow2meufool: youre a great friend adam
RoyMan10334: thank you
Bow2meufool: i thought youd be excited
Bow2meufool: i was being sarcastic you dick
Bow2meufool: this is a stressful time
RoyMan10334: so was i
Bow2meufool: i still havent told my parents
Bow2meufool: they are going to flip
RoyMan10334: who else have you told
Bow2meufool: stephanie and paul
Bow2meufool: im so scared
RoyMan10334: yaa
Bow2meufool: fine you dont have to believe me ill never see you again anyway and i dont need bad influences or more stress right now
RoyMan10334: are you serious
Bow2meufool: YES ADAM IM FUCKING SERIOUS
Bow2meufool: why do you think i havent been around alot lately
RoyMan10334: work
Bow2meufool: and ive been gaining weight...hello
RoyMan10334: i havent noticed
Bow2meufool: you havent seen my body have you
RoyMan10334: nope
Bow2meufool: why do you think ive been complaining about it so much lately
RoyMan10334: because you always do
Bow2meufool: no i dont
Bow2meufool: this is totally different
Bow2meufool: im never going to be the same again and it scares me to death
RoyMan10334: wow
Bow2meufool: i know its so stupid how one fucking mistake can change your life forever
RoyMan10334: i dont even know what to say
Bow2meufool: you dont have to say anything
Bow2meufool: i just wanted my friends to know
RoyMan10334: when did this happen
Bow2meufool: well i dont know excatly but it was like 2 months ago i guess
RoyMan10334: how could you not know
RoyMan10334: how many times have you had sex?
Bow2meufool: once!
Bow2meufool: god stop acting like my dad
RoyMan10334: im not trying to
RoyMan10334: im just curious
Bow2meufool: well stop
RoyMan10334: ok im sorry
Bow2meufool: adam
RoyMan10334: yes hannah
Bow2meufool: i have even more news to tell you
Bow2meufool: and if you thought it was bad before
RoyMan10334: what
Bow2meufool: its even worse
RoyMan10334: wait
RoyMan10334: wait
RoyMan10334: wait
Bow2meufool: okay
RoyMan10334: wait
RoyMan10334: i need to pee
RoyMan10334: im still in shock
Bow2meufool: cant it wait!
Bow2meufool: fine
RoyMan10334: i just need to breathe
RoyMan10334: and i think i will be sick
RoyMan10334: ok im ready
RoyMan10334: hit me...
Bow2meufool: im totally kidding
RoyMan10334: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!1
Bow2meufool: haha
RoyMan10334: god damn it i was seriously about to puke
RoyMan10334: and cry
RoyMan10334: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RoyMan10334: wow
RoyMan10334: that was good
Bow2meufool: oh you didnt really believe us did you?
RoyMan10334: at first i though you were bullshiting then you punked me
RoyMan10334: i seriousy was scared
Bow2meufool: haha
Bow2meufool: how could you ever think i could be such a whore
RoyMan10334: i dont know
RoyMan10334: alcahol can fuck you up
RoyMan10334: ya i was mad at you becasue you always call abby a ho
Bow2meufool: yes because i am such an alcoholic
RoyMan10334: hey.......it could have been your first time
Bow2meufool: no no im not like that boys are icky
RoyMan10334: haha
RoyMan10334: i was talking about drinking
RoyMan10334: but that was funny
Bow2meufool: oh hehe
RoyMan10334: guess what
RoyMan10334: i also have bad news
RoyMan10334: ok......
RoyMan10334: here it is....
RoyMan10334: im moving to wisconsin
RoyMan10334: in 2 weeks
Bow2meufool: i knew that already
Bow2meufool: whoa in 2 weeks?
Bow2meufool: thats fast
RoyMan10334: NOT!!!!
RoyMan10334: you just got punked
Bow2meufool: no i didnt
RoyMan10334: yes you did
RoyMan10334: dont deny it
RoyMan10334: i totally got you
RoyMan10334: you were all like WHOA!!!!
RoyMan10334: that fast!?
RoyMan10334: haha
Bow2meufool: yeah i was humoring you, you idiot
Bow2meufool: you cant punk someone after just being punked
RoyMan10334: of course you can
RoyMan10334: havent you seen the punkedwith britney spears
Bow2meufool: no
Bow2meufool: and i meant that like NO!!!!!
RoyMan10334: uhhh.....?
RoyMan10334: i dont get it
RoyMan10334: when did you plan this punkning
Bow2meufool: just now
RoyMan10334: wow
RoyMan10334: that was good

and here was stephanie part:

RoyMan10334: did hannah tell you she pregnant
brandneww312: yea, i was there when she found out
RoyMan10334: is she serious
brandneww312: yea
brandneww312: she wouldnt joke about something like that
RoyMan10334: i would
brandneww312: well she wouldnt
RoyMan10334: if shes joking i will be so pissed
brandneww312: shes not!
RoyMan10334: when did this happen
brandneww312: 2 months ago
brandneww312: or wait....
brandneww312: maybe it was 1 and a half
RoyMan10334: who was he
brandneww312: this guy named seth
RoyMan10334: when did she find out
brandneww312: 2 weeks after
RoyMan10334: so she has been pregnant for a while
brandneww312: yea
brandneww312: a month or so
RoyMan10334: who has she told
brandneww312: im not sure
RoyMan10334: was she going out with that guy
brandneww312: not technically
RoyMan10334: did this happen before or after hannah said she didnt want any relationships
RoyMan10334: at your house
brandneww312: before
RoyMan10334: how long before
brandneww312: im not sure
RoyMan10334: this is really a shock
brandneww312: i know
RoyMan10334: i dont know what to say
brandneww312: i know its crazy
brandneww312: and it sucks
brandneww312: its been really hard for her
RoyMan10334: i havent ntoiced a diffrence in her
brandneww312: its not that big of one
brandneww312: but its there
RoyMan10334: how can it not be
brandneww312: its only been about a month
RoyMan10334: ya but mentally
brandneww312: yea
brandneww312: i dont know
RoyMan10334: fuck you
brandneww312: what
RoyMan10334: i hate you
brandneww312: why?
RoyMan10334: you about made me have a heartattack
brandneww312: ahahaha
brandneww312: i know
brandneww312: im sorry
brandneww312: it was pretty intense
RoyMan10334: what was
brandneww312: nevermind
RoyMan10334: i just got punked
brandneww312: yea!!
brandneww312: did you really believe it?
RoyMan10334: who was all in this plan
brandneww312: just me and hannah i think
brandneww312: i dont know who she told
RoyMan10334: paul was telling me he knew from the streets
RoyMan10334: and gossip
brandneww312: hahaha
RoyMan10334: oh ya
RoyMan10334: i have bad news
brandneww312: you were so concerned
brandneww312: what
RoyMan10334: i seriously was
brandneww312: your moving to wisconsin
RoyMan10334: NO!
brandneww312: ok good
RoyMan10334: you just go tpunked
brandneww312: um
brandneww312: how
brandneww312: ?
RoyMan10334: BWCAUSE YOU BELIVED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!1
brandneww312: um
brandneww312: believed what?!
RoyMan10334: hahahah i totally go toy
RoyMan10334: you
brandneww312: right
RoyMan10334: you totally did
brandneww312: believed what?!
brandneww312: im so confused
RoyMan10334: THAT I WAS MOVING
brandneww312: im the one that brought it up tho
brandneww312: and thats serious
brandneww312: i dont want you to move
RoyMan10334: that serious!?
RoyMan10334: THATS SERIOUS!?
brandneww312: hahaha
RoyMan10334: being pregnant is worse
brandneww312: i know
brandneww312: sorry about that
RoyMan10334: i feel like a weight has been lifted off my sholders and im in a good mood now
brandneww312: haha thats good
RoyMan10334: yes'
brandneww312: have you decided tho
RoyMan10334: what
RoyMan10334: decided what
brandneww312: if your moving
RoyMan10334: NO!
RoyMan10334: i made that whole thing up
brandneww312: what
RoyMan10334: hahahahahah
RoyMan10334: you got punked
RoyMan10334: hahahahahhahahaha
RoyMan10334: wow i totally got you
brandneww312: well at least we didnt keep it going for 3 weekds
brandneww312: weeks
RoyMan10334: i didnt keep it oging
RoyMan10334: i never really metioned it to you

i was scared shitless for a minute i was about to be sick because that would ruin your life and that was very convincing but now im in a good mood
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