Two Nothings I Won't Even Bother Typing Headings For...
...but obviously I will bother to post here. Go fig.
A Faith/Giles Nothing
The power had been out for 30 minutes before Faith got bored of wandering from room to room and flicking the light switch to see if anything had changed.
She plopped down next to Giles on the couch and looked around.
With a shrug, she leaned over and started wrestling to get his belt undone.
Giles moved the book he was reading before she knocked it out of his hands, but was otherwise unfazed - turning to the next page as she moved on to the button of his trousers. "What are you doing?"
"Giles, you might have noticed - the power is out. What the hell else are we gonna do?"
Giles looked pointedly at the flickering candle on the table next to him, then down at his book, back to the candle, the book, the candle again and finally over at Faith.
She thought for a moment, leaned over and blew out the candle, and calmly went back to work on his trousers.
"Like I said, what the hell else are we gonna do?"
A Faith/Hairspray (2007) Nothing...
"Let us out!!" Tracy could hear Faith snicker - she must be standing right on the other side of the door.
"Nope," Faith answered. It sounded like she was laughing. "Link - why don't you tell Tracy the real reason you're with Amber?"
Link slowly turned pink as he tried to think what to say to THAT.
Tracy wasn't following, "What do you mean? He likes Amber...and Amber likes him."
"Oh she likes him, alright. Or at least she likes having all the other girls choking with envy." Faith chuckled and it just sounded almost...evil. "But honey - I ain't never seen him look at Amber the way he looks at you. More specifically your chest..and your ass. I think you've got the ocean he'd like to show some motion."
Which was inspired by this nothing...
Posted without mynuet's knowledge, because she's not as much of a drama queen as to post little fic-teasers like this...But lucky for you - I am...
"I'm good now," Faith told herself firmly. "I'm good now. I have no urges to introduce these squeaky clean nice kids to alcohol, sex, or violence. I'm good now. I don't want to kill anyone. Maybe a little maiming - no! I'm good now. No maiming. No maiming. I'm good now."
She looked up and saw the kid with the greasy hair making googly eyes at the fat girl, again. She was making googly eyes right back, and the sheer sap of the moment was almost enough to cause instant diabetes.
Faith walked past, and it was completely an accident that she shoved him face first into the girl's cleavage. Really. Because she was good now, and she totally didn't mutter, "Just fuck already and spare us all the drama," as she did so.
A Faith/Giles Nothing
The power had been out for 30 minutes before Faith got bored of wandering from room to room and flicking the light switch to see if anything had changed.
She plopped down next to Giles on the couch and looked around.
With a shrug, she leaned over and started wrestling to get his belt undone.
Giles moved the book he was reading before she knocked it out of his hands, but was otherwise unfazed - turning to the next page as she moved on to the button of his trousers. "What are you doing?"
"Giles, you might have noticed - the power is out. What the hell else are we gonna do?"
Giles looked pointedly at the flickering candle on the table next to him, then down at his book, back to the candle, the book, the candle again and finally over at Faith.
She thought for a moment, leaned over and blew out the candle, and calmly went back to work on his trousers.
"Like I said, what the hell else are we gonna do?"
A Faith/Hairspray (2007) Nothing...
"Let us out!!" Tracy could hear Faith snicker - she must be standing right on the other side of the door.
"Nope," Faith answered. It sounded like she was laughing. "Link - why don't you tell Tracy the real reason you're with Amber?"
Link slowly turned pink as he tried to think what to say to THAT.
Tracy wasn't following, "What do you mean? He likes Amber...and Amber likes him."
"Oh she likes him, alright. Or at least she likes having all the other girls choking with envy." Faith chuckled and it just sounded almost...evil. "But honey - I ain't never seen him look at Amber the way he looks at you. More specifically your chest..and your ass. I think you've got the ocean he'd like to show some motion."
Which was inspired by this nothing...
Posted without mynuet's knowledge, because she's not as much of a drama queen as to post little fic-teasers like this...But lucky for you - I am...
"I'm good now," Faith told herself firmly. "I'm good now. I have no urges to introduce these squeaky clean nice kids to alcohol, sex, or violence. I'm good now. I don't want to kill anyone. Maybe a little maiming - no! I'm good now. No maiming. No maiming. I'm good now."
She looked up and saw the kid with the greasy hair making googly eyes at the fat girl, again. She was making googly eyes right back, and the sheer sap of the moment was almost enough to cause instant diabetes.
Faith walked past, and it was completely an accident that she shoved him face first into the girl's cleavage. Really. Because she was good now, and she totally didn't mutter, "Just fuck already and spare us all the drama," as she did so.