A Saint for Everything - G - BtVS Drabble
Title: A Saint for Everything
Author: Vesica
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
open_on_sunday Prompt: 203: Saints
Disclaimer: Just a bit of mucking about in other people’s sandboxes.
Summary: Fun with Buffy, Andrew and Dawn in Rome plus a little something from the Vatican Gift Shop.
Author’s Notes: Only I could write a drabble that requires footnotes. *facepalm*
Andrew flipped through his Vatican Gift Shop purchase. “Hey, there was a Saint Giles1!”
Buffy was trying to focus on the narrow road. “Is there a patron saint of shutting up?”
Andrew missed the request. “Yep - St. Drogo2.”
“Hey, about for being obsessed with the undead?” Dawn asked from the backseat.
“Err, St. Gennaro3?”
Buffy all but growled. “How about for annoying little sisters?”
“St. Eugene4?”
Dawn countered, “What about having a stick up your butt?”
“St. Fiacre covers hemorrhoids.”
“That’s it!” Buffy reached over and chucked the book out the window.
Andrew pouted. “That was twenty bucks.”
“Bill me.”
END.
Footnotes:
1) Just so you know, you can read all about St. Giles here.
2) St. Drogo is patron saint of muteness...mostly the cure thereof.
3) St. Gennaro is in charge of blood banks, which seemed apropos.
4) St. Eugene is patron saint of dysfunctional families.
Author: Vesica
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
open_on_sunday Prompt: 203: Saints
Disclaimer: Just a bit of mucking about in other people’s sandboxes.
Summary: Fun with Buffy, Andrew and Dawn in Rome plus a little something from the Vatican Gift Shop.
Author’s Notes: Only I could write a drabble that requires footnotes. *facepalm*
Andrew flipped through his Vatican Gift Shop purchase. “Hey, there was a Saint Giles1!”
Buffy was trying to focus on the narrow road. “Is there a patron saint of shutting up?”
Andrew missed the request. “Yep - St. Drogo2.”
“Hey, about for being obsessed with the undead?” Dawn asked from the backseat.
“Err, St. Gennaro3?”
Buffy all but growled. “How about for annoying little sisters?”
“St. Eugene4?”
Dawn countered, “What about having a stick up your butt?”
“St. Fiacre covers hemorrhoids.”
“That’s it!” Buffy reached over and chucked the book out the window.
Andrew pouted. “That was twenty bucks.”
“Bill me.”
END.
Footnotes:
1) Just so you know, you can read all about St. Giles here.
2) St. Drogo is patron saint of muteness...mostly the cure thereof.
3) St. Gennaro is in charge of blood banks, which seemed apropos.
4) St. Eugene is patron saint of dysfunctional families.