Oct 25, 2010 23:30
[The communicator clicks on with a burst of static and a grumble. The video feed is running, and it appears to be a view from underneath a bed. A man is grumbling in a low, implacable European accent.]
That did not work the way I had planned.
[Oh. Maybe it's a frog muttering in that.... rather attractive voice. A mildly annoyed green figure appears in-frame and attempts to drag his communicator back out from under the bed. It's roughly his size, which means he has to actually put WORK into it.
So, naturally, he gives up once he clears the bedskirt. The video feed clicks off, thirty seconds spent.
And, about two minutes later, the audio clicks on again. There's quiet muttering in Maldonian and then--]
How does it work? Ah, it is useless.
[There's the sound of webbed feet slapping along the floor as he hops to the door, and the feed cuts out.]
i have dated thousands of women,
when we're human and we're gonna be,
love is a many splendid thing,
get me back to new orleans,
saints marching in,
dislike dislike dislike dislike,
the froggi brutto,
what is this i don't even