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[royalengineer]

The beach? I never was much of a beach person, let alone an outdoors person. I lived in the middle of the desert, but really...that's why you stayed indoors and underground. I certainly did not intend to go gallavanting about in the sun with no shirt on. While I am not a big hairy bear like my twin brother, I cannot say that I am pleasantly

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[riot_blade]

You can always wear a shirt if you really want to.

[royalengineer]

I thought that you went to the beach to go swimming. Or is that not why we'd be going?

[riot_blade]

You can swim with a t-shirt on! Lots of unsightly men do it. ^_~

[royalengineer]

My dear, are you trying to reduce me to tears? "Unslightly"?

One would think that you don't love me anymore.

...let me add:

:(

[riot_blade]

I was trying to cutely bully you into taking your shirt off and coming to the beach. It's beach season. You are going swimming. I said so and you will do it!

I do so!

Oh yeah?

>:(

[royalengineer]

Well! You've certainly told me what's so! I suppose I'll come to the beach and be sans shirt when half-drowning myself in the waves. For your enjoyment, I might manage to swim for approximately 2.5 seconds.

Have a flood of unhappy faces.

:( :( :( :( :)

...well. Four out of five isn't bad.

[riot_blade]

You know you'll enjoy yourself. Stop being such a big baby! You get to see me in a bathing suit after al- I'm making sandwiches!

[royalengineer]

Yes I will, and I am quite certain you will look lovely in your swim attire. Although that isn't entirely my incentive for going. ...are you making it an incentive? Does the bathing suit incentive outweigh the sandwich incentive?

Does it make me a terrible, terrible man for wanting to see you in a bathing suit? I'm a gentleman and am attempting to court you properly, but my gods you're built in a beautiful way.

...so. What kind of sandwiches?

[riot_blade]

What if you give both incentives equal weight?

I like that talking over the network means you can't see that my face is all red. You are not terrible!

What kind do you want?

[royalengineer]

I don't know... After all, sandwiches...

If I can't see your reaction, it isn't nearly as fun. I'll make sure to tell you where you curve nicely in person sometime in the near future.

Chicken would be good. Cold chicken sandwiches are tasty on hot days.

[riot_blade]

I know, it's a difficult decision, isn't it?

When are we going to stop pretending that this conversation in the middle isn't happening?

Chicken it is!

[royalengineer]

I suppose I'll have to go for incentive three: your company.

Whenever you like, love. It does make for a little amusing bit though, doesn't it? Well, aside of me picturing the rosy blush in your face...