How dare you be happy! Happiness is not allowed here on Earth!! I-I mean hell!!
I may be stealing from Seinfeld, here, now that I look back on this.
Soo ... anyone else wonder why policemen use such force to get a person down, and then make sure they don't bump their head on the top of the car?
Policeman: "GET DOWN!! I SAID GET DOWN, YOU BASTARD!!"
Suspect: "Son of a bitch!"
Policeman: *fires gun*
Suspect: "Gah!! My leg!!"
Policeman: "Holy fuck! I shot his leg off!"
Policeman 2: "You'd better be alot more reckless if we're gonna catch that dude!"
Policeman: "To hell I will be!"
Suspect: "You'll never get me alive!!"
Policeman 2: *fires gun*
Suspect: "Gah!! My other leg!!"
Policeman: *fires gun*
Suspect: "Gah!! My eye!!" *eye rolls down street*
Policeman 2: "Gotcha! You have the right to remain silent, son of a bitch, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, fucker."
Policeman: "Oh, and watch your head."
... Just thought I'd like to say that. Mind the vulgar-ness ...
Soo ... anyone else wonder why policemen use such force to get a person down, and then make sure they don't bump their head on the top of the car?
Policeman: "GET DOWN!! I SAID GET DOWN, YOU BASTARD!!"
Suspect: "Son of a bitch!"
Policeman: *fires gun*
Suspect: "Gah!! My leg!!"
Policeman: "Holy fuck! I shot his leg off!"
Policeman 2: "You'd better be alot more reckless if we're gonna catch that dude!"
Policeman: "To hell I will be!"
Suspect: "You'll never get me alive!!"
Policeman 2: *fires gun*
Suspect: "Gah!! My other leg!!"
Policeman: *fires gun*
Suspect: "Gah!! My eye!!" *eye rolls down street*
Policeman 2: "Gotcha! You have the right to remain silent, son of a bitch, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, fucker."
Policeman: "Oh, and watch your head."
... Just thought I'd like to say that. Mind the vulgar-ness ...