The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:no Do you party a lot? How often?:never Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:no How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:alot Do you skip classes? How often?:1 evry 3 months Do you have casual sex? Protected?:... Do you steal?:NO Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:sometimes Do you drool over celebrities?:nope Do you watch a lot of TV?:kinda Do you ever watch the News?:nope Do you even care about world issues?:nope Do you read books often?:yes Are you failing a lot of your classes?:yes Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:yes Do you smoke cigarettes?:no Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:no Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:ya Do you cuss a lot?:nope Are you desperate to fit in?:no Are you intelligent?:no The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:no Black eyeliner?:yea Black eyeshadow?:no Black trenchcoat?:no Black boots?:no Black fishnets?:no Black nail polish?:no Cigarettes?:no Heavy metal music?:no Marilyn Manson?:weeeee Kittie?:um.. Cradle of Filth?:room Constant frown and perpetual angst?:no Do you like to be seen as:.... Are you an intellectual?:no An atheist?:no Horrible home life?:kinda Hopelessly depressed?:no Suffering with suicidal idealations?:no Self-mutilation?:.. The Punk StereotypePlaid?:no Big black boots?:no Mohawk?:nope Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:no Loud, confident and opinionated?:yes Wild hair colors?:no NOFX?:ummm. Rancid?:weee Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:sure A:rolliepollie The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:i dont know 300000000 Do you watch a lot of sports?:no Play a lot of sports?:no Talk a lot about sports?:no Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:yes Are you arrogant?:rollie pollie Are you a male or female whore?:female Are you homophobic?:no Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:umm.. But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:no Boobs = yes?:umm.. Parties = yes?:..... Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:no The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:DO i? Have you ever been on a diet?:yae How much did you lose?:dont remeber Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:NO Make yourself throw up?:haha Make-up?:maybe Low-cut tops?:maybe How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:B lol Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:sometimes Giggle a lot?:yes What's the deal with boys?:heheh Thongs?:maybe Pretty bras?:yes YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:yes Who's the weaker sex?:male Are you a feminist?:no Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:yes How often do you shave your legs?:evry day unless i forget How about your armpits?:nope Are you emotional?:kinda Especially when on your period?:yes This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:originality Independence or Companionship?:companionship Stability or Freedom?:freedom Personal or Interpersonal?:personal Introvert or Extrovert?:carebear Popularity or Isolation?:popularity Unique or Loved?:unique then love Understood or Individual?:indivisual You or Them?:you DUH
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