FUCK ME!!!

[roxyflip]

So I went into kroger to get my dog some dogfood with the last six bucks i have to my name. I decided to nad him a few packets of the soft food since i did not have the money for his normal food that he usually gets. so i pay and as i am walking out there two frat guys nab me and take me back into their office. they identify themselves as "kroger security" hahaha. give me a break. so some paperwork later and after i got banned for life i will now be having to pay a fucking $300 FUCKING FINE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It was SIX DOLLARS WORTH OF DOG FOOD!!!! FUCK OFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

Dear God,
Please pour this gas
on me now.
Love,
Sara

roxyflip --

[noun]:

A hermit living in the big city

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