Agreement Reached in House Cleaning Strike

[roxybisquaint]

After lengthy negotiations with my home, that at times bordered on hostile, the house cleaning strike has officially come to an end. No longer am I staring at rugs that need vacuuming, dusty tables, paper that needs recycling or belongings that need putting away. It's done. We're clean in here

Comments

[the_narration]

Damned homes. Why can't they keep themselves clean so we don't have to?

[roxybisquaint]

Seriously. I think they demand way too much of us.

[the_narration]

Seriously. It's 2008! Where are the self-cleaning homes and robot maids we were promised?

[roxybisquaint]

Yeah I thought for sure we'd be living more like the Jetsons by now.

[cisaac]

I'd recommend you get a Screen Actor's Guild negotiator to help you, but then you'd only end up with more work, less pay, and having to associate with out of work actors from the 70s who have nothing better to do than run a union.

[roxybisquaint]

I did actually, but they were no match for the powerful CHFPC. The SAG negotiator did offer me Gary Coleman, though. He showed up at my door with a mop, but as soon as I tried to put him to work, he said "whachoo talkin bout?" and then he punched someone.

[cisaac]

At least he was only a little annoying.

*rimshot*

[roxybisquaint]

*groan*

[metroid13]

I'm a socialist, so I am pleased the local union beat out the oppressive capitalist boss, despite said union being composed of inanimate objects and a furry animal. It is still a victory for the worker!

[roxybisquaint]

A socialist and you're siding with the evil and powerful CHFPC?! You should be on my side dude - power to the workers!

[metroid13]

With you? Were you not neglecting to provide the house the good and proper benefit of cleanliness? It is not they who are evil, foul temptress, it is YOU.

[roxybisquaint]

I... I guess so. *hides head in shame*

PS - four legs good, two legs better!

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