World's Hardest Riddle...

Jun 15, 2008 19:07

I've seen this a bunch of times and I'm kind of annoyed with it so I'm going to post it as a catharsis of sorts...

The World's Hardest Riddle

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

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Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out. But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out, in 6 minutes or fewer.

The final answer is "time."
There is actually a poem called "Time" and it explains the answer....

Time
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

I think the poem is by Neil Gaiman...

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